100 Years Project:
Scoil Naomh Brid, Knockannana, Arklow, 4th, 5th & 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 19th October 2022
Once upon a time, there was a farmer named Billy who loved unicorns.
Jojo the Donkey was his favourite animal and his best friend. Luckily, Jojo could talk, but not read!
His greatest fear was Ronald McDonald – but he wasn’t half as afraid of him when Jojo was around.
Billy and Jojo loved going hunting for gold. One day, they found an old watch by a river when they went hunting for gold.
“Wow,” said Billy. “Should we go back with this watch?”
When they got home, they saw Ronald McDonald waiting at his door.
“Go away!” Jojo exclaimed. He tried to scare him off.
But, Ronald wouldn’t go away, until Jojo’s mother came and roared at him.
Billy jumped onto Jojo’s back and they galloped into the town. They found a poster for Tango Dancing – they signed up for it every Sunday!
Next, they went into a café to find some food but all Billy wanted was cream crackers. That’s where they found a wanted sign.
It was for Ronald McDonald which included a reward with ten thousand gold bars.
“Is he wanted dead or alive?” asked Jojo.
They made a plan to catch Ronald McDonald. When they set out on their journey, they didn’t find Ronald McDonald, they found his hat.
“Ronald never leaves home without his hat…”