Quagmire and His Friends
100 Years Project:
Fighting Words Wicklow, Scoil Cholmcille Senior National School, Ballybrack, Dublin, 3rd Class, 18 May 2023
In a little house far away lived a little old man called Quagmire. One night, he was listening to RTE-radio when he got bored and decided to go to the pub with his friend Josephine Mary-o.
While Quagmire was in the pub, Carl Weeza, a young boy who was Quagmire’s friend, found one million cats outside Quagmire’s house.
He let the cats into Quagmire’s basement, and brought ten cats to the pub where he knew Quagmire was.
In the pub, Quagmire found a man called Joe. He was sitting alone, so Quagmire sat beside him. They started talking and Quagmire found out that he was a police officer.
“Giggi-di-giggi-di-giggi-di” said Quagmire to the police officer. “You are just the guy I need.
There is a guy called Cleveland who lives across the road and keeps creeping into my house and putting cheese into my fridge.”
“What do you do?” asked Joe
“I fly planes,” answered Quagmire.
Quagmire was thinking in his head: “Should I let the police officer know that I have a little kid in my basement with cats?”
The police officer was thinking: “Should I let Quagmire know that I am allergic to cheese?”
Meanwhile, a cat escaped from the basement and ran onto the road, and a car swerved into a bush…