Kernel Pinecone The Story: Destroy Cow-Cows Forever!
100 Years Project:
Bayside NS, 6th Class,16th November 2022
Once upon a time, Kernel Pinecone lived in a place called the International Pinecone HQ Conference Area Thingy and he wanted to put all stalking cows to sleep forever.
He wanted them to go bye-bye.
Kernel Pinecone woke up one morning and started working on how to put all the cows to sleep and bye-byes.
He decided to use the dragon egg that came from a Kinder Surprise.
Kurt the Cactus called him on his ring-ring and said, “General Acorn has been elected president of Acorn Land!"
As Kurt said that, Kernel Pinecone realised that what he was planning to do with the cow-cows was illegal so he would have to overthrow General Acorn as president.
The International Gummy Bear HQ wanted to help Kernel Pinecone.
Just then, Kernel Pinecone's mum burst into the room and said, “YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR LAUNDRY!!!”
Dun dun dun...