Steve’s Dramatic Life

Fighting Words Dublin, Our Lady of Victories Girls National School, Ballymun, 4th Class, 07th January 2025

Once upon a time there lived an old cranky banana named Steve. He was really scared of his wife because he didn’t want to do the dishes. He really wanted a pet chair, but he couldn’t because he was afraid of his wife and his wife had said that he couldn’t get a pet chair.

He had a best friend named Strawberry Short Cake who was a happy strawberry. Steve was jealous because she was happy, and he wanted to be happy.

For Steve’s birthday, Strawberry Short Cake got him a pet chair. When Steve’s wife, Rebecca, saw the pet chair, she whipped him with a slipper. She chased him with the slipper saying, “I’m filing for divorce!”

Steve said: “Fine! That’s good with me! I like the Strawberry Short Cake instead!”

The next day, Steve and his chair went over to sit in Strawberry Short Cake’s house. Strawberry Short Cake opened the door and saw the red slipper mark on Steve’s peel.

Two years later, Steve and Strawberry Short Cake got married. Then they had a beautiful banana short cake child. Then one Wednesday morning, Strawberry Short Cake was on a walk with her son, when Rebecca came, and Rebecca tried to eat the baby…