Fighting Words Dublin, St. Oliver Plunkett NS, 5th Class, 08th February 2024
Once upon a cheese grater, Ricky the rat sharpens his cheese grater to later chop up the pink fluffy unicorn. Ricky has two front crooked teeth, and a scar across his eye. He wears a grey Canada Goose jacket, and purple yeezys.
He always chases obese pigeons around.
The pink fluffy unicorn wears sunglasses, and she has fluffy pink hair. She wears pink acrylic nails and false lashes.
She goes to Mc Donald’s a lot, and gets chubby.
They fight and shove cheese down their throats, because the unicorn crashed Ricky’s turquoise porsche 911 into the wall! They were fighting in the dumpster because the unicorn stole his golden toilet too.
Ricky the rat says, “You greasy donkey!”
She grates him up. A genie comes, and gives him three wishes, and a decision to live or die.
He decides to live, and uses one of his wishes to get rid of the unicorn…