Mr. Cranky The Principal

Mr. Cranky

Balbriggan Educate Together National School, 5th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 27th June 2022

Mr. Cranky woke up cranky once again. And then he got ready to go to work as a principal. He didn’t like being a principal.

He stayed so he could feed Jerry the Rock and have Jerry sit at his desk. He also stayed because he couldn’t find any other job.

But he couldn’t forget Jerry the Rock. He didn’t want people to find out about his secret which is that he uses Jerry as a way to practice getting real friends.

The Pet Rock

Also he needed more money to find a new house because he was getting evicted.

He started getting really cranky because he was getting evicted.

A random person on social media told him he could give him the money, but he had to give something in return, which was Jerry the Rock…