St. Paul's Senior National School, Drogheda, 5th Class, 15th March 2023
Once upon a time there was a boy called booger Bob. One day he found a green dog and called him booger Bill. He had a greatest fear, it was humans. He lived in an estate called booger avenue it was in Oklahoma.
He lived in France, he was born in Germany, he speaks British English. He was born in 2000 B.C. His dog used to be an alien from a planet called planet booger, he crashed on earth on booger avenue in a rocket pod. Booger Bob adopted him and named him Booger Bill. Booger bob picked a booger out of his nose, he said: “This is too small,” so gave it to his dog to eat.
The dog gobbled it up and said “Ummm so delicious.” Then he farted the booger out. His greatest wish was to get the biggest bird. The bird is in Australia. The bird farts to make itself fly.
So, Booger Bob said to his dog: “Let’s turn the rocket into a jet, so we can fly to Australia,” and then when they got to Australia he said to the dog: ”Let’s sniff out this bird!”
The dog went on a trip all around Australia to find the bird. It turned out he was in a dungeon guarded by Lizard boy. Lizard boy called in his lizards to attack the dog, but the dog covered them in boogers. They went into the dungeon and broke out the bird and flew back to Oklahoma.
One day, when all the windows were closed, the dog farted so all the smell got stuck and made them all fall asleep.
They woke up 10 million years later….