Legend of Chunky Squirrel and the Fat Fox

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Legend of Chunky Squirell and the fat fox

Fighting Words Dublin, St. Patrick's Junior NS, Skerries, 2nd Class, 26th June 2024

Once upon a time, there was a chunky squirrel. He wore a top hat and he rolled around. He had a big belly and was very chunky.

 One day, he met a chunky fox. The fox was small and had two giant ears and wore a helmet and had a crossbow. He was orange, medium height and had red fur.

They went to burger king. They ordered onion rings and hamburgers with bananas on it. They found a legendary banana gun. Chunky Squirrel also found a football.

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Legend of Chunky Squirell and the fat fox

One day, they found a big, huge castle made of bananas. They were rolling on the footpath and they were arguing about being friends when they bumped into Colgate toothpaste.

Colgate pulled out a sword and tried to hurt Chunky Squirrel. Since he was so fat, the sword broke instead! Then, the chunky squirrel did kung fu and Colgate got scared and ran away and told him “I’ll be back! And when I come back, I will be chunky.”

But Colgate never came back. Then they wished upon the moon and said “Please give us another group member. Give us a chunky pig!”

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Legend of Chunky Squirell and the fat fox

A chunky pig came down from the moon. The chunky pig was so fat, when he landed on a tree it broke.

They wished upon the moon again and a giant pig came down and crashed into a car!

They all became very chunky together. They became so chunky they took over the entire earth!