John Pork the Pig

Fighting Words Dublin, Mary, Mother of Hope Senior National School, 6th Class, 16th September 2024

John Pork used to be a normal pig, living on a farm. But then he found an iPhone but with no mobile data. He couldn’t call people on his mobile.

With the little data he had left, he called Google Maps and then called an Uber to get off the farm.

He went to a pub in Dublin. John fell into a deep depression when he realised there was no internet in the pub. Then his friend Jerry Tophat got him a phone with mobile data.

To thank Jerry, they went to Temple Bar for an overpriced pint of Guinness.

A pig slaughterer found them and took them! The pig slaughterer tried to take them back to the farm but they escaped. With his mobile data that Jerry got him, John Pork tried to call the police. He accidentally called the local person.

The local person was actually a mafia boss and he kidnapped the pig slaughterer. Then they took the mafia boss’ car and went to Zambia…