Jimmy Bob Junior and his Fear of Stairs

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Jimmy Bob Junior and his Fear of Stairs

Fighting Words Dublin, St. Anne's Loreto Primary School, Navan, Co. Meath, 4th Class, 20th March 2024

Jimmy Bob Junior was feeling sad because he wanted to change his name. To try and cheer himself up, he went to O’Mahony’s G.A.A to play some Gaelic football.

It was dull and wet when he arrived, and the grass was muddy. He accidentally kicked the ball and he face planted to his doom!

A kid called Lil’ Timmy kicked the ball back.

“Thanks for bringing my ball back,” said Jimmy Bob Junior.

“You’re welcome, but you almost kicked me in the face,” replied Lil’ Timmy.

Jimmy Bob Junior took Lil’ Timmy to Supermacs and ordered some curry cheese chips.

“CHEESE!” screamed Lil’ Timmy.

Jimmy Bob Junior told his new friend that he really wanted to change his name. They went to the Registry Office in the Enterprise Centre.

When they got there, there was stairs!

Jimmy Bob Junior shivered and his beat out of his chest. His jaw dropped to the ground.

“Mommyyyyyyy!”

“What’s the matter?” asked Lil’ Timmy.

“My greatest fear is stairs.”

“Oh no!”

They decided to visit Meath County Library to find a book on how to face your fears and walk upstairs.

Then, they took a trip to Navan Town Shopping Centre where they popped into Penneys to suit up…