Jideon’s Flabbergasted Grippers

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Jideon’s Flabbergasted Grippers

St. Fiachra's Senior National School Beaumont 6th Class 24th November 2022

Jideon was chilling with Bam, the alien, who had fishing rods for hands and a sombrero with salsa in it. Then, his taxes came in for his house, but he was too scared to pay for it, because the CRS (The Cosmic Regulation Service) would catch him and put him in jail for the rest of his life.

Carlos was walking around in his Jupiter New Chicago Forces that have wings that can make you fly to different planets. He invaded Jideon’s house because he hadn’t paid his taxes, but they couldn’t find him because Jideon had flushed himself down the toilet to another planet, Mars.

He wanted to find his family so that they could pay his taxes, but he was stuck on Mars and his family were on Mercury.

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Jideon’s Flabbergasted Grippers

He needed to find someone’s leg in a time capsule so he could walk about. The leg’s toenails could unlock the door to his family’s house.

If he used the wrong toe, the house would blow up.

He paddled his way to a lake where the time capsule was. When he opened the time capsule and saw the leg, he saw that the toenails had been clipped!

DUN DUN DUN