The Great Almighty Chicken Fillet Roll
Fighting Words Dublin, St. Brendan's BNS, Artane, 5th Class, 31st January 2024
Once upon a time, Lil Guchi and Gary the Green Bean were eating a sausage roll.
Lil Guchi said, “ Did you ever hear of the golden chicken fillet roll with god sauce? The god sauce is so good it makes your mouth drool and it makes your soul leave your body and the chicken in the roll is from a chicken that was raised on Mt Everest and fed on the clouds and it was massaged by the chicken gods every day and the lettuce was grown with a super bean that made it taste like Hawaiian punch.
Gary the Green Bean is 6 foot and has green hair and wears his own brand of shoes called Gary.
Lil Gucci is black, has a white patch on his eyes, which are blue.
One of the fingers on his back left foot is missing because he kicked one of the gods and the gods were too strong.
Mr Piddle is 12 ft tall has yellow hair, and pink eyes and a mullet. He wears a purple suit with a rainbow dickie bow. One of his arms is missing and he has a robotic arm.
Our story was disturbed by Mr Piddle cutting his lawn. Then he shouted at Gary ,” What are you doing walking around in those shoes,” he said in a really high shriek that the whole country heard.
“While I was watching The Today Show I had my window open and I overheard you talking about a chicken fillet roll so I decided to look through my telescope and see what you were talking about.”
Mr Piddle jumped through the window with his superhero cape and says “Where’s my chicken fillet roll,” in a jerky voice.
And then he shouts “I saw you put your grubby little hands on my fence this morning so I deserve a chicken fillet roll!”
A thing about Mr Piddle that a lot of people didn’t know was that he had a superhero alter ego called the Piddler and his mission was to hunt down the golden chicken fillet.
Gary didn’t respect the way Mr Piddle was talking so he drank the Special Power juice from the fridge…