The Good, The Bad and The Banana

Fighting Words, St. Ultan’s National School, Bohermeen, 5th Class, 12 September 2023

Hi, my name is Jeffrey the banana and me and my best friend James the blob are on mission to get legs like the oranges.

The oranges have a leg factory in a microwave with a beeping and heat security system. They also have a potassium sensor. We all go to school in the fruit bowl.

Jeffrey and James were at the playground in the sink, preparing their plan.

“James, what are we going to do?” Jeffrey asked.

“We should get a grape launcher.”

“And we should get a black Sharpie to put black stripes on our face to make us look fierce.”

“Oh, I just realised! I’m slime, I don’t have potassium.”

“But how are we going to get past the laser?”

“We need to be super spies.”

James and Jeffrey went to the cupboard to get supplies.

But they were held up by the Evil Principal Raspberry. The two of them were in really big trouble.

They were sent to detention in the oven…