The Feet Fiasco

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The Feet Fiasco

 Fighting Words Cork, Firmount NS, Donoughmore, Co. Cork, 5th & 6th Class, 22 May 2023

It is the year 1901, my name is Jeremiah and I live on someone’s left foot. I am a right shoe but The Foot proceeded to put me on its left foot. It always forgets to wear a sock and its nails are starting to wear me down.

My old friend Timmy the Strand FC sock used to protect me but he’s gone a bit rogue.

None of this would have happened if I hadn’t hidden the nail clippers.

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The Feet Fiasco

Because Timmy has gone mad, he has started a world war between socks, feet and shoes.

I went to get a nerf gun to try and shoot the foot but there were no bullets, The Foot got really angry.

When I turned around, Timmy was right behind me. He looked like he felt betrayed…