The Feet Fiasco
Fighting Words Cork, Firmount NS, Donoughmore, Co. Cork, 5th & 6th Class, 22 May 2023
It is the year 1901, my name is Jeremiah and I live on someone’s left foot. I am a right shoe but The Foot proceeded to put me on its left foot. It always forgets to wear a sock and its nails are starting to wear me down.
My old friend Timmy the Strand FC sock used to protect me but he’s gone a bit rogue.
None of this would have happened if I hadn’t hidden the nail clippers.
Because Timmy has gone mad, he has started a world war between socks, feet and shoes.
I went to get a nerf gun to try and shoot the foot but there were no bullets, The Foot got really angry.
When I turned around, Timmy was right behind me. He looked like he felt betrayed…