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Fighting Words Dublin, St. Gabriel's National School, 5th Class, 16th September 2026

Mattress Mitchell is making another ad for his mattresses and when he comes home he sees an ad for Britain’s Got Talent and the prize for winning is 1000 spice bags.

Matt the Cat has a sponge rifle for when Mitchell behaves badly.

You are probably wondering why he would have a sponge rifle.

Sponges aren’t scary but for Mitchell they are, he had a traumatising experience with Sponge Bob as a kid, we don’t talk about that…..

Mitchell tries to sign in for Britain’s Got Talent but they refuse.

One day 2 people knocked on his door and said:

“You are going on Britain Got Talent and your cat is coming with you, your cat is your manager.”

Then Mitchell booked his plane to England, but the only flight he could find was at 2.30 in the morning.

At Britain’s Got Talent, Matt the Cat disliked Ant and Dec and started scratching them.

After he shared his talent everyone pulled out their sponge rifles and he had to get rushed to hospital, it injured his mind and his body.

But he kept on with the show after he got out of hospital and he got the prize for endurance, however the prize crushed Matt, his cat.

He can either save Matt or keep the prize but not both….