Elf Man

Fighting Words Dublin, St. Patricks BNS Ringsend, Dublin 4, 5th & 6th Class, 30 November 2023

Once upon a time there was a small dude called Elfie and he was trying to make something with his best friend, a microwave.

Elfie was normal elf height but he was special. He could do things the other elves couldn’t.           

If someone was angry at him, he could make them not angry anymore.

The microwave was a Samsung. It had a Blue Mohawk and was powered by radioactive microchips. It had wheels and was special. Microwave could drive around very fast.  

How Elfie met the microwave, what happened was, Elfie had walked on the path and the Microwave had come along too fast. He crashed into Elfie because he had no breaks. They both nearly died.

The Microwave was on fire and Elfie broke every bone in his body. Cucumber came in then and squirted all this juice to put out the fire.

Cucumber looked like a pickle but tasted worse. Cucumber was yellow, wore a blue hat, green shorts and a yellow jumper.

The Evil Kitchen Counter tried to sabatoge the best friends. The Evil Kitchen Counter had hot wired the Microwave to create a disater.

Then the Evil Kitchen Counter went to the hospital. He snuck in as a nurse to pull out the plug of the breathing machine.

The Airfryer wheeled in and bodied the counter. The Evil Kitchen Counter went flying. He ended up on a bed.

A real doctor came along then and took him to surgery. Then he got turned into a real person.

The doctor was secretly a famous goal keeper. He secretly owned the kitchen counter and the house that he lived in...