Bob's Heartbreak

Bob's Heartbreak

Fighting Words Dublin, St. Joseph's Mercy Primary School, Navan, Co. Meath, 13th March 2024

It was Bob the 3D Hexagon’s birthday, and he was bowling in the Arcade in Navan, Co. Meath with his friend Gustavo the 2D Hexagon. When the cake arrived, he wished for a 3D Pentagon girlfriend.

He got three strikes which they call a turkey.

When he hopped on his pet duck to take him to the bathroom, he saw the most prettiest 3D Pentagon he’d ever seen in his life.

Just then, Gustavo was hit with a bowling ball and a bump the size of a hurl formed on his head. The impact knocked him back and he spilled a drink.

“AAAAGGGHHHHH!” he screamed.

“Oh no, my Gucci t-shirt,” she shrieked. “And my pandora bracelet.”

“Oh My God, you have very straight lines,” Bob was shocked and amazed at the same time.


Bob was so heartbroken and very sad that he turned into a 2D Hexagon. His eyes watered and he frowned.

When he stood up, he realised that Gustavo’s eyes had become hearts when he laid his eyes on the 3D Pentagon.

Bob doubled back with shock and his lego heart fell out that he had to carry home…