Benji and the killer Bananas

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Benji and the killer Bananas

Fighting Words Dublin, St David's Boys National School, 2nd and 3rd Class, 20th March 2024

Once upon a time there was a boy named Benji the fish stick. He said “Tonight, we steal the moon!”. He started playing a game named fartnight and he destroyed some twenties.

Ten seconds later his girlfriend came back from grocery shopping and bought 10,000 bananas.

He throws all the bananas in the bin.

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Benji and the killer Bananas

He took them back out of the bin and tries to scare his girlfriend with them by putting them in her bed. The girlfriend threw the 10,000 bananas in the bin but, then they all came to life.

He got so scared that he started doing cartwheels all over the room. Then one of the bananas got bigger and ate him.

Then he climbed out of the banana’s mouth and then he opened the closet and saw a big, scary banana. So, then his girlfriend said “Aw, look how cute”.

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Benji and the killer Bananas

Benji replied “No, they’re not. I’m leaving”.

Then he went to the grocery store, but all of the bananas in the grocery store came to life.

He went to his enemy’s house and asked, “How can I destroy the bananas?”.

When he left his enemies house, the whole world was infected by mini bananas.

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Benji and the killer Bananas
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Benji and the killer Bananas