Fighting Words Dublin, Scoil Chiarain CBS, Donnycarney, 5th Class, 06th February 2024
Weetabix Fella was sleeping; he was dreaming about Milky Moo and them two getting married.
He woke up and went to get breakfast but the only thing he had was Rice Crispies, he’s afraid of Rice Crispies so he fainted.
After he fainted, he woke up, went outside for some fresh air, he saw Milky Moo and started rizzing her up (that means flirting.) Milky Moo said thank you but then she had to go back to work.
He walked past the Butchers and saw Pepper Pig and Jamal the Superhero shopping for sausages for a saussie sambo.
Meanwhile Milky Moo was working in OhMcDonalds. Pepper Pig and Jamal realised there was no sausages, so Jamal decided to cook Pepper Pig medium rare, on a BBQ!
Then Weetabix Man went into The Golden Chipper to order a spice bag and then someone threw a coffee cup all over him cause they were angry and it smashed all over him…