Barb Goes Ballistic

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Barb Goes Ballistic

Carnaross National School, Kells, Meath, 5th & 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 21 June 2022

Barb the Pig suspected that Todd the Turtle kidnapped his Dad and brought him to the factory.

Todd was his best friend, Coridae’s, pet turtle.

Barb went to see a witness, Pablo the Turkey. Pablo had been in the bushes searching for berries when he saw Todd take Barb’s Dad.

“Your cousin, Pablo Tescobar, is working with Todd,” explained Pablo the Turkey.

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Barb Goes Ballistic

The factory was run by turtles.

“It’s Barb the Pig, FBI, open up!”

Barb burst into the factory and before he could go any further, Pablo the Turkey ran out from behind him and attacked Barb with his beak.  

Barb managed to get Pablo into handcuffs and when Barb turned around, he saw his Dad stashing money into the shells of the turtles.

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Barb Goes Ballistic

Suddenly, Coridae sprinted into the factory and dropkicked Barb’s Dad out of a window into safety.

Barb was traumatized and became an angry vegan. He felt inspired to open a competing bacon factory.

But, it was all vegan…

To be continued…