The Baby Teddy

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THE BABY TEDDY

Fighting Words Dublin, St Patrick's GNS, Ringsend, 1st Class, 20th June 2024

Once upon a time, there were two teddy bears that were best friends. There was a little teddy whose mother went with him to get ice cream. But there was also the child that destroys teddy bears.

The little kid went home and got two teddy bears and the little teddy bear said “help me, help me” because they need to get back to their home. A superhero teddy came and took them all the way to their homes and dropped them off.  

And then a spider got them home because he could fly!

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THE BABY TEDDY

They wished to get pregnant, they found a baby teddy bear outside their house knocking on their door. They take care of the baby teddy, feed him, change him, put him to bed, if he doesn’t go to bed he bites their finger. Then baby teddy drank some milkie, the baby went to sleep and then five minutes later went “whao whoa whoa”.

They started to rock the baby in their arms. Next day the baby is kicking his legs, and arms, dancing. He kicks the mum in her face. The baby teddy went to sleep and then went out of his crib when he was four years old.

Then he went back in his crib in the morning.

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THE BABY TEDDY