Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations:  Cork, Conamara, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, Wicklow, and Wexford

Bob, Alice And The Flying Chair

Story-writing Field trip, Ranelagh Multidenominational School, 6th class.
There was a pig on a farm. If they were looking at it that’s what people would think but it was really Alice. She was actually a person.

Beside the farm was a huge mansion where Bob lived. That morning he was busy counting his money and dreaming of the girl on the farm next door.

What Mr. Crankeyhead Eats

St. Fiachra's Beaumont, 2nd Class, 8 February 2010
Mr. and Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkeys were eating breakfast in their treehouse. Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey swung out of the treehouse into a lake with singing crocodiles.

Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey was ironing at the house and didn’t care about Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey.

Big World Shmall Shnail

St. Fiachra's Beaumont 6th Class
Shnoot the female shnail is in a hole eating Cheerios with her best friend, Jim the antelope- he’s a boy. Suddenly they hear a big bang! It’s Apollo the Afro Man coming to take Jim away.

The two of them rush outside to investigate the noise.

Kung Fu Krisis

Bennekerry NS, 6th Class, 03/02/2010
Once upon a time in Kung-fu Land, there was an apple called Jack. He did Kung-fu.

One day something terrible happened. His mother-in-law was coming to visit.

Grease and Fur Don't Mix

Scoil Chaoimhin, 4th 5th 6th Class, 02/02/2010
 Once upon a time there was a little rabbit, called Coco, who grew up into a big rabbit.

He had a best friend called Jimmy the Rasher and they lived together in a cardboard box as big as a mansion.

Coco and Jimmy walked to a night club for a night out. Coco fell down a well on the way.

Scratchy, Mario And The Hairy Wife

St. Joseph's CBS, 5th Class, 01022010
Once upon a time in Ballybough, the health inspector walked into Scratchy’s chipper.Scratchy’s wife shouted at Scratchy “you’re too lazy to get rid of the rats!!!”

A boy walked in and bought chips for €2.99 and coke for €1. He walked out of the chipper, tasted the chips and threw them on the ground. “I should have gone to Nico’s.”

KFCs Most Wanted

Scoil Fhursa Coolock 4th Class. 19th January 2010
One day, Rasher the Gremlin was walking down the street.

Rasher was planning to rob KFC because the food was so delicious and he thought the chicken looked very nice.

Shoes Cause Hassle

Scoil Cholmcille SNS, Ballybrack, 5th Class, 14th January 2010
Once upon a horrible time, there was a footballer with high heels called Lady Blue Hand.

She loved high heels so much that she wore them in the shower and even on the football pitch. 

It's Simply Denna

St.Kevina s BNS, Finglas West. 6th Class. 16th December 2009.
Denna was walking down the road with his dog, Cula Bula.  He had a bottle of beer.

He was going down to collect his money from the labour and the security wouldn’t let him in because he had a bottle.

The Jelly Takes it All

St.Marys Rathmines. 3rd Class. 15th December 2009
Early one morning, Fred the Jelly Monster and his best friend, Jib Job Bob the Chocolate Monster, were playing rugby.

Fred said to Jib Job Bob, ”we only have twenty days before the sun comes out.

The Great Escape

St Joseph's CBS Fairview, 8th December 2009
Hotdog the Magic Pig was on the farm. He didn’t like living there. He wanted to escape.

“I’d love to go to China – or anywhere more interesting than this farm!” he thought.

Tickle Me, Obama

Willow Park School, Blackrock, 5th Class, 7 December 2009
It was show and tell in Jedwardo’s school in America and she brought in her hamster, Gino.

He was in his hamster ball on a unicycle and it snapped. He saw a dog and ate it.

The Craziest Day Ever

St.Laurence O Tooles GNS, Sheriff Street. 2nd Class. 3rd December 2009
Once upon a time there was a boyfriend named Travis. Travis was tall and gorgeous. He was go hálainn

His girlfriend’s name was Jasmin. Jasmin had blonde hair and a side fringe. Her hair was massive. She wore lots of nice clothes.

Mrs. McConkey Smells

Scoil Mobhi, Glasnevin. 1st Class. 2nd December 2009
Jacob Crackers, the penguin DJ, was at home on his iceberg. Some really mean penguins came and started chasing him – so he ran back into his igloo.

Jacob got a job in a club making new music for penguins. Then a space cruiser attacked – and a crocodile attacked at the same time!

What a Day!

Scoil an tSeachtar Laoch, 6th Class. 1st December 2009. Illustrations by Phil Barrett.
Mr.Toastie, the flying toaster, was in the shop one day. He was on the shelf, waiting to be bought.

A really narky family came over and bought him. But Mr.Toastie didn’t want to go with that family. He wasn’t being used, so he flew away.

Mrs. McConkey's First Date

Our Lady Immaculate Senior National School, Darndale - 3rd Class, 30 November 2009
Mrs Mc Conkey was remembering when she was  in school and she met a nerd in the hall. The  nerd said nothing. It was in the old days, in the 60’s.

“Hey nerd, whatcha doin?” she asked. “Give me your lunch money!”

Dance Chick

St.Josephs GNS, Finglas West, 5th Class. 26 November 2009
One ordinary day, Johnny the dancing chicken was walking down the road when he saw Lucy Locket, his best friend.

He smelt a whiff of KFC and was scared of the smell so he ran away! They ran all the way to Burger King but they got chased out.

Bakery Brawls

Willow Park School, Blackrock. 5th Class
It was a Saturday night when I saw it. I took this delicious chocolate chip muffin out of the oven when legs and arms popped out of it and it ran away! 

Princess Claire

St Joseph's GNS, Finglas West, 2nd Class, 23 November 2009
There once was a princess whose name was Claire.

One day she was sitting in the sitting room of her palace with her best friend, a puppy called Snowball.

The mystery driver

Sandymount 4th Class, 19 November 2009
One day, someone was sitting on Lanky Larry, the Haunted Toliet and the person forgot to flush him.

So, Shaba Laba Ding Dong, Lanky Larry’s best friend, came over and flushed him.

The Alien Invasion

Esker Educate Together National School, 4th 5th & 6th Class, 17 November 2009
Once upon a time in a far, far away galaxy, there was a planet called Zardoh.

There were lots of aliens on the planet. One of its inhabitants was lonely.

A Day in the Dungeons

coil an tSeachtar Laoch, 3rd Class. 16 November 2009
Sir Snort-a-Lot and his wife Lady Snort-a-Lot rule the planet of pigs.  They live in a giant castle made of mud and muck.

Cheesy the Cheese tries to get into Sir Snort-a-Lot’s safe where he keeps all his ham.

The Search For Love

Our Lady Immaculate Senior School, Darndale - 5th and 6th Class, 12 November 2009
Once upon a time there were two brothers called Mr China-Chong and Shapa-lapa-ding-dong. They lived in Seattle.

The brothers were looking for twins to be their girlfriends.

Shomoneheehee

Virgin Mary BNS, Ballymun, 3rd,4th & 5th Class. 10 November 2009
One day, the Shoe Monster went into the farting department of the shop.

Michael Jackson was doing his shopping in the same shop when Hip Hop Ninja dropkicked him.

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