Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.
We also have stories from our other locations: Cork, Conamara, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, Wicklow, and Wexford
Scoil San Treasa, Mt. Merrion, 2nd Class, 19th September 2012
Once upon a time there was a fat guy called Bob. He was in New Guinea trying to squash the president.
He was working with his best friend to squash him. Their plan was Bob was going to sit on him and Strippy would throw a salty cheese ball at him.
St. Patricks National School, Greystones, 4th Class, 18th September 2012
“Hi, I didn’t see you there!” said Bob the Potato to Fred the Chip.
They were standing in the middle of an oven. Not the best place for a potato and a chip to have a conversation...
Adamstown Educate Together National School, 5th/6th Class, 17 September 2012
Doughnut Man was at home in the bakery - he had just been made by the baker.
He was a pink frosted doughnut.
St Maelruains Church of Ireland School, 5th and 6th Class, 13 September 2012
“Thank you for coming to my show,” said Marshal the cheese man from backstage.
Everyone knew him as Cheeseman because he hated his name.
St.Raphael’s Primary School, 5th Class, 12th September 2012
Once upon a time there was a dog called Bob who could talk but he didn’t want anyone to know.
Bob’s dream was to be a turtle. He lived in Florida beside a water park.
Holy Trinity National School, Donaghmede, 6th Class, 11th September 2012
On a very cold summer’s day, there was a cigar- smoking, hip-hop dancing doughnut named Sprinkles.
She lived in the Cake & Bake bakery. Her best friend Craig wanted to live in the cake shop with her but he wasn’t allowed because he was too clumsy.
Scoil San Treasa, Mount Merrion, 3rd Class, 10 September 2012
The Veggies had broken out of prison. They were a gang of broccoli, Brussels sprouts, potatoes, and a carton of pea soup.
They had tattoos and they were very dangerous. The leader of the gang was the Brussels sprout.
St Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont, 6th Class, 7th September 2012
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Not another bull nightmare!” Billy Jack the cowboy elf was afraid of bulls.
He even had weekly visits with a bull specialist, who happens to be Santa. While in Santa’s waiting room, Billy Jack met his best friend, Blubber the penguin.
St Columba’s National School, Glasnevin, 4th Class, 6 September 2012
Mr Fatty the angry boss was in his office with his feet up on the desk. He was pretending to work.
His best friend, Mr McClonkey, barged in and slammed the door behind him. Mr Fatty said, “What do you have there?”
St.Laurence O’Toole’s GNS,3rd and 4th Class, 5th September 2012
Once upon a time there was a lizard called Mr Kip-eye, with razor teeth. Everyone used to call him ”VERRUCA FOOT.”
He was always trying to get rid of his veruca. He was always trying to burn it off.
Assumption Senior Primary School, Walkinstown, 4th Class, 4th September 2012
One day Roxy was knitting, and she got a phone call from a guy called Bob.
Roxy is a purple and green Huggy Monster, with purple fur and green antennae. Roxy lived on a planet called Huggy Planet, where there are loads of monsters and they hug each other all the time.
Phizzfest, 1 September 2012
Once upon a time, Ray, the summer elf, was having breakfast. He lived in a mushroom on a desert island.
He was eating toast with beetle jam. Ray lived with his little sister and his friend, the blue frog, called Red.
Mater Dei Primary School, Basin Lane, Dublin 8, 2nd class, 28 June 2012
Once upon a time there was a dog called Fifi
She wasn’t any kind of ordinary dog, she was a fashion superhero.
Scoil San Séamus, Basin Lane, 2nd Class, 27th June 2012
One day, Clawguy was made in a lab. His body was made out of steel.
He had claws for hands and he had spikey hair. He looked like a scary nerd!
St. Eithne’s GNS, Edenmore, 5th Class, 25/06/2012
Floppy the Headless Banana was in the fruit bowl in the kitchen.
He was playing catch with his best friend, Bob John the skinless apple.
Rathmichael National School, Shankill, 6th class, 20 June 2012
Bob Jennings, the farmer, lived in a shed in the middle of the forest.
He had a small crop field full of spuds, vegetables and sponges.
Esker Educate Together National School, Lucan, 3rd class, 19/06/2012
Once upon a time there was a man called Kranky. He lived all alone, out in the fields in a big, old house.
One day, while Kranky was doing his smelly laundry, he heard a knock on the door.
Holy Family Senior National School, Rivervalley, Swords, 3rd-6th Class, 18 June 2012
Once upon a time there was a butcher named Bob. Because of an accident in work, Bob had a super-soaker as a left hand.
When he was younger, Bob had a huge crush on the princess, who was the most beautiful woman in all the land.
St. Kevin’s National School Gorey, 6th class, 15th June 2012
Dave was walking down the road when he saw a marshmallow.
He ran to his house, ran up the stairs and cried on his bed.
Bennekerry National School, Bennekerry, Co. Carlow, 3rd Class, 14 June 2012
Crickles the skeleton was at home in his treehouse in the graveyard. He was asleep in his coffin.
His skeleton puppy, Patch, woke him up by scratching at the coffin.
Esker Educate Together National School, 2nd Class, 13th June 2012
iPod Dude was in a football stadium in Spain, watching a match.
He was with his friend iPad Dude.
Holy Family SNS, Rivervalley, Swords, 5th Class, 12 June 2012
I have been stuck in this hole for a really long time.
I have a fear of farmers because one of them threw me in.
CDVEC Parnell Square, 11 June 2012, Illustrations by Katie Bartrand
It is one Halloween ago. Brandon and Missy are playing Monopoly.
Missy says, ‘Wuff, wuff, wuff,’ to Brandon the vampire. Brandon says, ‘No way, I’m winning the game, you silly dog.’
Citywise, Jobstown, Tallaght, 12th June 2012
It was a nice sunny day in the kitchen. Ben had just woken up from his afternoon nap.
Ben is a clumsy purple banana who gets lots of bruises. He had just been dreaming about winning the Banana Olympics and rubbing it into Oscar the annoying Orange’s face
St Brigid’s National School, Castleknock, 6th Class, 11th June 2012
Simon the dwarf gazed out upon Paris, from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Since he was too small to see out, he was standing on one of the kiddie stools. Even still, his nose was only level with the railing because he was so small.
O’Connell’s Primary School, North Richmond Street, 5th Class, 08th June 2012
It was a normal day in Zombieville.
Bambi the Zombie was chopping down wood for a fire because it was a cold day. As he was chopping the wood his best friend Hailey arrived.
Kildalkey National School, Meath, 6th Class, 7th June 2012
Once upon a time there was a dog named Jam. Now Jam was no ordinary dog.
He did the voice-overs for answering machines. It was a rainy Friday in Ethiopia and Jam was sleeping in because he’d been up all night recording an answering machine message for Simon Cowell.
Catholic University School, Dublin 2, 3rd/4th Class, 6th June 2012
One misty day, the Devil Pig called Boris was alone on a dirty street, flying home from the Casino.
He was sad because he had lost so much money. Twenty-five thousand Euros! (A lot of money for the Devil Pig).
North Dublin National School Project, Glasnevin, 4th Class, 5 June 2012
One day, Doris the Dinosaur was kicked out from underneath Cornelius the grumpy old rock.
“Get out!” he yelled.
Presentation Primary School Warrenmount, 3rd Class, 31st May 2012
It was a very scary, dark night. In fact it was Hallowe’en night.
People were dressed up like ghouls, witches, vampires, Frankenstein and Tutankhamun.
Navan Educate Together National School, Navan, 3rd Class, 30 May 2012
A long, sweety time ago, Mrs Lollipop went to the shops one day. Carrot ninjas started chasing her.
“Aaaaah! Help me! Veggie McClure has sent some carrot ninjas after me!” she shouted.
St Brendan’s National School, Artane, 5th Class, 24 May 2012
Once upon a time there was a very big farm where a baby cow was born, named Plump.
Plump was dropped on his head by Justin Beaver and became crazy!
Scoil Iosagáin, Crumlin, 5th Class, 23rd May 2012
There once was a donkey called Bob who could fly.
All day and night he soared the skies peeking into all the different stadiums, for football was his greatest passion in the world.
Scoil Eoin Báisde Cailíní Naoidh, Clontarf, 1st Class, 22nd May 2012
There once was a pizza called Mrs Macaroni. She was made by a guy named Bob the Baker.
“I’m going to make you into a lovely pizza and sell you,” said Bob.
Central Model Senior School, 4th Class, 21st May 2012
There once was a young boy called Billy.
When he was ten, he went to a gaming convention and while he was playing Pacman he got sucked into the amazing imaginary game world and found himself transformed into a watermelon.
Scoil Eoin Báiste Cailiní Naoidh, Clontarf, 1st Class, 17th May 2012
In a yellow galaxy very very nearby, there was a rainbow coloured sea called Reindeer.
A mermaid who just loved to disco dance with her multicoloured pig lived in this sea. Her name was Disco.
Central Model Senior School, Marlborough Street, Dublin 1, 5th Class, 15th May 2012
Once upon a magical bath tub, John Joe the rubber duck was trying to escape from Slip the Soap.
“Hey Slip look - it’s Justin Bieber!” he cried.
O’Connell’s Primary School, North Richmond Street, 5th Class, 10th May 2012
A long long time ago, twenty years in the future, Creeper was born... in the Rotunda, where all the mutants and witches were born.
When he was only small, the Evil Notch captured Creeper’s parents and made them smell his armpits everyday.
Belgrove Infant Girls School, Seafield Road, Clontarf, 1st Class
Once there was an annoying orange called Oscar. All day long he would roll all over people, no matter whether they liked it or not.
Oscar lived in Egypt and everybody was really fed up with him!
Navan Educate Together National School, Navan, 2nd Class, 9th May 2012
Once, Elizabeth the Alien went out to play with Janah, her friend the Space Tiger.
Janah the Space Tiger said, “So, what’s your greatest wish, Elizabeth?”
