Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations:  Cork, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, and Wicklow

No More Cheesecake!

St Fiachra’s Junior National School, Beaumont, 2nd Class, 20th December 2018

One day Fail Man opened up his diary and wrote “Dear diary, I want a flying pig.” 

Fail Man and Smart Guy, Fail Man’s best friend, came across Wizard the Pig. 

Then they met Santa Claus. 

The King of Chocolates

St Colmcille’s Junior National School, Knocklyon​, 2nd Class, 18th December 2018

It was a snowy day in Chocolateland and it was raining sugar. 

Chocolate the Chocolate was riding on Bill the unicorn’s head. 

Chocolate the Chocolate said to Bill the Unicorn, “We must go inside it’s snowing!”

Ronald Ruins Me Flop!!

St Patricks NS, Diswellstown Road, 5th Class, 18th December 2018

Once upon a time, there was a flipflop named Jimmy that went to a Gucci shop, but there were no Gucci flipflops left.

Jimmy raged at the shopkeeper, “You should have more flipflops in stock!”

The shopkeeper picked Jimmy up and threw him out of the shop.

Mission: Impiggable

St Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont, 6th Class, 17th December 2018

One stormy night in Nigeria, all you could hear was a mysterious spy theme.

All of the sudden, Bagún the Spy Pig appeared from Betty’s caravan.

He’d had a notification from his boss saying he had to infiltrate the Russian embassy. 

Lily and Her New Best Friend

Balbriggan Educate Together National School, 2nd Class, 12 December 2018

Once there was a blue hamster named Lily. Her best friend was Orange the Orange Hamster and her worst fear was green hamsters.

Lily was scared of the green hamsters because they made her sick. But she loved eating cookies.

One day, a new boy came in and he was a green hamster.

Sausage Quest

Breaffy National School, 5th Class, County Mayo, 11 December 2018

Have you ever seen a talking sausage?

Well, I’m going to tell you a legendary story about a talking sausage named Digeridoo.

It was a lovely day in Chef Jeff’s kitchen.

The Spoon

Breaffy National School, 5th Class, Count Mayo, 11 December 2018

Over the horizon walked a little girl with a bag of gummy drops.

RIIIIIIP!

The bag tears!

A gummy drop falls out into the searing heat of the Wild West.

The Escape of the Donkey

Our Lady of Victories, Ballymun​, 4th & 5th Class, 11th December 2018

Once upon a time there was a whale named Donkey. No, not a donkey named Whale - a whale named Donkey.

Donkey’s best friend was Felicia the whale. Whenever they left each other, Donkey said, “Bye, Felicia!”

One day Donkey was migrating through the coral reef and he thought to himself, “Why is all this coral going white?”

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Zappy the greatest flying zebra

Bray School Project, County Wicklow, 3rd Class, 25 October, 2016

Once upon a time there was a zebra called Zappy who lived in a galaxy nobody knew. Then she went to earth to go trick-or-treating. 

She went to someone’s house and they kicked her out because she wasn’t a human and they didn’t want a zebra in their house. 

She felt lonely and sad.

The Adventures of Burger Man

St Patrick’s NS, Glencullen, County Wicklow, 4th Class, 18 October 2016 

Another day in Burger City. 

Burger Man and French Fry Guy are working in Burger Prince. All of a sudden, Ketchup the cowboy comes in on straw. 

He ducked behind the counter and says: “Ah ha! We meet again,” while stroking his cheese cat. 

Super Pizza Saves the World

​Blessington No 1 School, County Wicklow, 3rd Class, 12 October 2016

One day Super Pizza and Geoffrey the Potato were walking along the street. Geoffrey stepped in some bubble-gum.

“Oh No! I’ve ruined my flavouring” Geoffrey said. 

“Don’t worry I’ll help!” shouted Super Pizza.

Bill’s amazing adventure

​Gorey ETNS, County Wicklow, 4th/5th Class 06 October 2016

One beautiful sunny morning in Mort’s pharmacy, Bill woke up to find that he was extraordinarily average. 

Bill realised that he needed some milk, so he walked over to the supermarket, Asda. 

When he walked out of the supermarket with his milk, he saw Donkey Hashtags having a fight with Trevor the Cow. 

Sophie the Booger Bomber

​Lacken NS, County Wicklow, 5th/6th Class, 5th October 2016

Sophie the troll and Jeff the Kangaroo go off on a nose-picking streak to Hawaii. 

Sophie climbs into Jeff’s pouch, and he jumps from Ireland all the way to Hawaii. 

“On the way,” Sophie says, 

The Revenge Of The Babies

​Donoughmore NS, County Wicklow, 2nd/3rd Class, 4th October 2016

DJ Baby was walking along the street when he slipped on a banana skin. While he was falling he met Baby Pants. 

“Hi Baby Pants, long time, no see!” said DJ Baby.

“Nice to see you!” said Baby Pants.

Still Small

​Blessington no 1 NS, 4th Class, County Wicklow, 29 September 2016

“Hah, your fur is really long and sticky”, Tim the purple banana cackled. “You should really go to the hairdressers. Or have a shower!” 

“Well, you’re a mouldy apple!” Silver the Wolf cried angrily.

Then she let out a sob and ran back to her cave. 

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