Alexandra College Junior School, Milltown, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 28 September 2021
“Hi, I’m Gary the Race Car Driver. My best friend is Cheesy Chad, a block of cheddar cheese. Stop saying Feta.
He’s not made of Fetal. For the love of God, stop Feta!” Gary said to the news reporter.
In came Cheesy Chad to the interview in his swaggy sunglasses and backwards baseball cap.