By Ayaan , Age 6, Co. Dublin, 09 June 2021
Once upon a time there lived a lion.
One day the lion was looking for food. Just then he saw a mouse. He wanted to eat the mouse.
So he asked to the mouse, “Where are you going?”
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By Ayaan , Age 6, Co. Dublin, 09 June 2021
Once upon a time there lived a lion.
One day the lion was looking for food. Just then he saw a mouse. He wanted to eat the mouse.
So he asked to the mouse, “Where are you going?”
St. Colmcille's Junior National School, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 9 June 2021
There was a pink caterpillar named Joe who lived in a forest. One day, he was sleeping on a bush when he heard a big BANG!
Joe crawled off the bush to see what the bang was - it was a big bird landing. Joe was terrified! He was so scared that ran really fast to get away from the bird and got lost.
Joe saw another bush that he thought was safe.
Our Lady Immaculate Senior School, 5th class, 9th June 2021
Once upon a mime Poyo woke up and noticed he was sleeping on Candice the Pillow.
He shouted: “Sorry! Why am I on you?”
Candice the Pillow said: “It’s okay, just don’t let it happen again!”
Scoil Iognaid, Raleigh Row, Galway, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Galway, 04/06/21
This story all started when Jeff and Humpty Dumpty were walking to work. Jeff saw a stop sign and fainted because it was red.
A huge explosion happened and out popped a tiny teeny ant. The ant got friends and carried Jeff to their hideout.
Their base was in a volcano. Humpty Dumpty continued to walk to the ballet place because that's where they worked.
St. Paul’s NS, Dooradoyle, 1st class, 4th June 2021
Once upon a time there was a horse named Sophie. Her body was black and her eyes were bright blue. She had a short, blue tail with sparkles.
Her greatest fear was to talk to other horses. Her best friend, a white horse named Lia, got robbed and Sophie had to save her.
While she was trotting around looking for the robber, she thought of her greatest wish which was to fly.
St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 03 June 2021
One day Buddy the Policeman visited a school to do a special experiment on four slices of pizza.
Buddy's manager at the police station told him that he needed to do this experiment in order to get the dog that he really wanted.
There was a can of Super Growth Formula right next to the slices of pizza.
Drumcondra NS, 4th, 5th, 6th class, 3rd June 2021
There was this dogo called Gruff and he was digging in a pile of leaves in the early 1950s when he found a hedgehog.
The hedgehog spiked his nose and he yelped in pain.
Gruff brought him inside and the owner gave him a cage and some food.
Scoil Chaomháin, Inis Oirr, Co. na Gaillimhe, Rang: 3,4,5,6, Fighting Words Chonamara, 01/06/2021
Bhí Philip an míol mór ag iarraidh dul ar an talamh ach bhí sé san uisce.
Bhí Pedro an portán ar an talamh. Chonaic Pedro go raibh Philip an-bhrónach agus bhí sé ag iarraidh cúnamh a thabhairt dó.
Lá amháin d’fhiafraigh Pedro do Philip cén fáth a raibh sé chomh brónach.
SN Naomh Breandán Annaghdown Co. Galway, Fighting Words Galway
Lightning was in his cave wondering what to do. Electro came in and they went outside.
There was a bad guy in the bushes trying to shoot them, but Electro electrified the bad guy.
But they did not know that the man owned Volcano so he burnt the town to a crisp.
Lacken National School, Lackan, Blessington, 3rd/4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 02 June 2021
Once there an evil scientist spy called Dr. Porkchops. His dream was to take over the world.
One day he found a baby St. Bernard outside his door, but little did he know that he would become his greatest enemy.
Dr. Porkchops had a secret room where he had all of his plans to take over the world.
Cork Educate Together, Carrigaline, 1st Class, Fighting Words Cork, 01 June 2021
The Pea is in a vegetable bowl, ready to be cooked. A human tried to put him in a frying pan but Pea jumped out, doing his karate.
He jumps out of the frying pan and onto the floor. He tries to run away because he doesn’t want to be cooked.
He rolled into the living room. They owned a toy lamborghini which was in the living room. He jumps into it and rides around.
St. Vincent de Paul IS, 1st class, 1st June 2021
Bob the Turtle wanted to have a friend. He was walking around his home and he found a dog.
He asked, “Would you like to be my friend?”
But the dog said, “No.”
St. Thomas SNS, Jobstown, Tallaght, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 31st May 2021
Susie the Elf and Christopher the Snake were in a field talking about what kind of wishes they could have.
“My wish is to become a sheep,” said Susie.
“Why do you want to become a sheep?” asked Christopher. “Is it because you want to eat grass?”
St. Oliver Plunkett’s National School, Malahide, Co. Dublin, 4th class, 31st May 2021
Jeffrey the toothbrush was sitting on the bathroom sink, thinking about what he would do with his life.
Jeffrey wanted to go and brush the Queen’s teeth but he didn’t know how to get there.
Jeffrey and his best friend Jimmy the sponge were on the toilet seat, eating beans.
St Patricks NS, Chapelizod, Rang a 4, Fighting Words Chonamara
An t-earrach a bhí ann. Bhí sé a hocht a chlog ar maidin agus ní maith le Joe an t-earrach.
Nuair a bhí sé ina dhuine fuair sé bás san earrach. Bhí sé fós sa leaba ag féachaint amach an fhuinneog.
Go tobann, cheap sé go bhfhaca sé a chara Cracker ag eitilt trasna na fuinneoige.
St. John Bosco JBS, 1st class, 28th May 2021
Someone was walking down the street and they saw a pencil and accidentally pricked himself with it and that’s how he became the Pencil Man.
He is the Pencil Man now and he is very strong and he is unstoppable.
He is the superhero now and he has to defend the world from bad guys.
The Neale NS, Mayo, 4th Class, 27th May 2021
Pat the Dog lived in Mexico. He loved beans. But not just any beans, jumping beans.
His greatest wish was to get the magic tin of beans from the Temple of Bean Sauce on top of Mount Everest.
His Monday started off terribly. He was out in the garden running around when he saw a bobcat tail.
By Daniel, 4th Class, St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght
One summer evening in Cookieland, Oreo, the black and white dog, and Cookie, the golden brown dog, went to the Oreo shop. Oreo went over to the original Oreos and Cookie went to the golden Oreos.
After they got the Oreos they left the shop, only to see two people in a pound truck. Oreo and Cookie ran away but the people got out of the Pound truck and chased them.
St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 26 May 2021
Mr. Sprinkles the Bunny and Captain Dog were in the park. They went back to Mr. Sprinkles uncle’s house to watch some tv. They watched Spongebob while eating carrots.
There was a big hole in his uncle’s fence which meant that foxes could get in.
“Oh no, what will we do?” said Captain Dog in a worried voice.
Corpus Christi NS, 4th class, 26th May 2021
Ashley was afraid of one thing: Alisa, Alisa Corry. They’d been enemies since pre-school when Alisa had taken Ashley’s favourite toy.
If you don’t know who Alisa is then you better not read on.
Alisa is a mean, spoilt child. Actually, calling Alisa mean is an understatement. She’s a killer snake in high heels and skinny jeans.
Bishop Ahern N.S. 6th Class, Fighting Words Cork, 25 May 2021
In the Amazon forest, Treeman was making fences. Suddenly, it started to lash rain and it started to get very windy.
Treeman’s home was blown away by the wind and he fell off his tree, landed on his head and was knocked out.
While he was knocked out he was blown into a river. He screamed for help and a man came to save him.
St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 25 May 2021
One summer evening in Cookieland, Oreo, the black and white dog, and Cookie, the golden brown dog, went to the Oreo shop.
Oreo went over to the original oreos and Cookie went to the golden oreos.
After they got the oreos they left the shop, only to see two people in a pound truck.
St. Vincent de Paul IS, 1st class, 25th May 2021
There once was a cheetah called Fasty and his greatest wish was to see his family.
He was only a baby when he lost his family.
He wanted to find his family but he couldn’t get past Stripey the Tiger.
Lacken National School, Lackan, Blessington, 5th/6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 24 May 2021
Bobster Madobster was sitting in his tent on the top of his ginormous fridge. He was busy eating his leftover baloney from last night.
His friend, Jeff the pigeon, was annoying him as he kept eating all of his food!
“Go get your own food!” shrieked Bobster.
Scoil Mhuire N.S Oranmore, Co. Galway, 6th Class, Fighting Words Galway 21 May 2021
Jane is a girl who lives with her parents, in a small cottage by the beach in Hawaii.
One day, she wanted to go swimming with the sharks.
She went down to take a look at the ocean to see if she could see anything.
Ardrahan NS, Co. Galway, 3rd and 4th Class Fighting Words Galway 21 May 2021
In a boat, heading onto the beach, with all the other soldiers, was Bob and Marcus and Private Johnny.
On the beach they saw a cow named Milk. They went into the forest on the beach and they saw loads of people setting up camp and the people started firing at them.
They hid behind a huge rock, but Bob couldn’t make it and he got badly injured, so Marcus pulled him back to the boat.
Pope John Paul II NS, 3rd class, 24th May 2021
Hiya, I’m Jack the Woodland Elf. I’m a Woodland Elf as you have noticed.
My best friend is Snowball the Husky. On Thursday, I’m going to McDonald’s to play with ketchup packets.
I don’t like the Hairy Fellas, my rival woodland tribe, because they took me away from my family.
Holy Child BNS, 4th class, 21st May 2021
Once upon a time there was a snake called Cody the Space Snake.
Cody was going to be the first snake to go to a different universe but he found out his best friend got taken by Animal Control.
Cody had to decide to save his best friend or let him stay there. After many attempts of trying to save his friend, he kept failing.
Parteen National School, Co. Clare, 4th Class, Fighting Words Limerick, 20th May 2021
Billy Bob Joe the pizza was in the restaurant at Bunratty Castle with his best friend, Little Timmy the chicken burger.
They were feeling happy because they had run away from Supermac’s and were not going to be eaten.
Billy Bob Joe had always wanted to be a chicken nugget, because he was always next to the chicken nuggets in the kitchen in Supermac’s.
Scoil Dhún Chaoin, Co. Chiarraí, Ranganna 3-6, FightingWOrds Chonamara, 19 Bealtaine 2021
An bhliain ná 2099. Agus is róbot é Ruaraí. Maireann Ruaraí ar bharr chnoic.
Bhí Ruaraí ina thigh ag ithe croissant lena chara Louis an francach Francach.
Bhí Louis an francach Francach saibhir.
Derrylamogue National School, Rosenallis, 5th & 6th Class, Fighting Words Laois, 19 May 2021
Once upon a time there was a funny farmer called John Joe and his best friend Little Timmy the mouse.
Little Timmy was driving a tractor and he nearly knocked down John Joe. Little Timmy jumped out of the tractor to try and save John Joe.
Timmy says, “watch out the tractor is going to go flying into the corn.”
St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 19 May 2021
General Metal Chicken the Peacekeeper of the galaxy was at an abandoned castle guarding the outside door.
The FBI came to arrest him and George the Lip Balm. As they were driving, General Metal Chicken and George escaped and made their way to the bank.
They quickly robbed the bank and returned to the castle. They went into a random room and saw a black cat.
St. Eithne’s GNS, 5th Class, 19th May 2021
My name is Alex and I always wanted to be an artist. My best friend is my dog, I know it’s weird, but she has helped me get through a lot of stuff.
Last year my grandad passed away and Zoe was there for me cuddling on my bed and helping me get through it.
I’m a really introverted person and I’ve always been afraid to stand in front of the class.
Blarney St. Boys, 4th Class, Fighting Words Cork, 18 May 2021
It was a very lovely summer day and Faye was walking on her own. She came across a lot of fog, steam and dust.
All of a sudden she fell into a hole and she felt scared.When she was falling she felt like she was going to get very hurt.
She lands on the floor and she thinks she broke her knee. Then a mysterious figure comes over to her and gives her a mysterious object.
St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght, 4th Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 18 May 2021
Illusion the teleporting monster was speed running trying to summon a dragon.
If you are wondering why Illusion was summoning a dragon, it would help him take over Dreamland.
While he was running, he accidentally fell and got sent into the Overworld.
St. Mary's National School, Tallaght, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 17 May 2021
In 2021, there is a dog called Billy. His greatest wish is to have an owner. So, he is looking for one!
Billy is with Puppy in town trying to find an owner. They try to cross the street but a big car nearly rolls him over.
Billy spots a dog pound truck and realises that he might get purposely caught to find an owner.
St. Oliver Plunkett’s NS, 5th and 6th class, 17th May 2021
Elemear the Owl lived in a giant oak tree where all the owls lived.
Once he went to the sea and met his best friend, Salty the Seagull.
Suddenly, a pterodactyl flew over them and Elemear said, “I wish I could be one of those!”
Scoil Mhuire N.S Oranmore, 6th Class Co. Galway, Fighting Words Galway 14 May 2021
It was a very sunny day in Barcelona. Masha, the mini-mushroom person, was happily skipping across the enchanted forest floor with Daisy the flower-fairy, trailing grumpily behind.
Masha was really happy because there was a group of humans having a picnic nearby.
Masha was really fascinated by humans and their behaviour. However, Daisy was not too happy.
St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 12 May 2021
Something the Brownie and Billy the Chicken Nugget were in a kitchen in a big bakery. They were talking about their greatest dreams.
“When the volcanoes erupt, it shoots meteors,” said Something.
“Do you know that there is a dragon that lives in the bottom of the ocean,” replied Billy.
Blarney Street Boys, 4th Class, Fighting Words Cork 11th May 2021
One night, Markus’ parents were driving down the road but they got into a terrible crash.
He had to go into an orphanage and his favourite person in the orphanage was his new mother, Mrs Helen.
Mrs Helen snuck in a robot dog to him.
St Mary's NS Carrigaline, 3rd Class at Crawford Art Gallery, County Cork
Aither Astroid was a white fox with blue horns and black wings that lived in a painting in the Crawford Art Gallery. He sneaks out at night sometimes to get food.
Every day when the children come they touch and stroke the painting and he doesn’t like it!
Every time they touch the painting he disappears into another picture.
Scoil Chill Ruadhain Brooklodge N.S. 4th class at Crawford Art Gallery, County Cork
In the dangers of the jungle lived the orang-utan named Darwin and his trusty side-kick Turner the Turtle.
Turner the Turtle was not slow he was super fast. Every year the banana wrangler Peely, came into the jungle to hunt all the animals.
But of all the times he had come, he had only managed to hunt five animals. This year he is coming, but he won’t get anyone because a new superhero has arrived in the jungle.
Scoil an Athar Maitiú, 6th Class, County Cork, 02 May 2019
Manchesco Divelo is a talking dog and his biggest dream is to work at a circus.
His best friend’s name is Fat Betty and she is a cat. He lives in the city far from any circus.
He has an owner that is always gone to work and doesn’t really care about him.
Scoil Íosagaín, 3rd Class, County Cork, 15 March 2019
Once upon a time there was a giant pizza called Pepper Roni.
His best friend was Crisps, the alien, his head was made of crisps and his body was an alien’s.
They lived in a cave in a small village. Pepper Roni’s biggest wish was for the world to be made of pizza.
Gaelscoil Mhacan, 5th Class, County Cork, 8th March 2019
Tá Leipreachán agam agus tá sé ag rith uaim ar bhogha báistí!
Dhúisigh mé suas. Bhí tromluí agam, mar is é an eagla is mó atá agam ná leipreacháin: uair amháin, bheir leipreachán greim ar mo dheartháir agus mharaigh sé é. Bhí sé leathuair tar éis a seacht ar maidin.
D'fhéach mé ar mo uaireadóir. Bheadh mé déanach don eitilt go hÉirinn don scannán nua ina bheidh mé ag aisteoireacht ann. Tá Leipreachán agam agus tá sé ag rith uaim ar bhogha báistí!
Gaelscoil Pheig Sayers, 4th Class, County Cork, 1st March 2019
Ba mhaith liom bheith mar duine agus nuair a deirim do aon duine sa terrace ina chonaím bíonn gach madra eile ag gáire ach ní bhíonn mo chara Snó.
Ba mhaith le Snó bheith mar duine freisin, chun a bheith in ann caint liom nuair a táimid inár ndaoine.
Scoil Iosagan, 2nd class, County Cork, 15th of February 2019
Once upon a time there was a girl named Doodle Girl.
Then Butnick Nuggets came in with a golden nugget puppy.
And then a big snake comes in and takes it away.
Glenville National School, 4th Class, County Cork, 08 February 2019
One beautiful summer morning, out of nowhere huge buttery monsters attacked Farmer Jim Bob Joe's house.
When the clock struck twelve, his best friend Squishy Watermelon Max got captured by the buttery toast.
The buttery toast locked him up in a cell. Then Farmer Jim Bob Joe found a flying donkey and tried to capture it.
Blarney Street Boys, 4th Class, County Cork, 1st February 2019
One day in Texas, Billy Bob Joe was cooking in a small house.
Then Billy Bob Joe saw his best friend Paul the Potato.
Paul the Potato got into the frying pan to get a tan. When Paul the Potato got onto the frying pan, Billy Bob Joe almost ate him.
Cloghroe National School, 6th Class, County Cork
One day Sam was walking down the street when he came upon a baby pigeon. It was a bright summer's morning.
Then he patted the pigeon. The pigeon seemed to be interested in something far away.
Suddenly he saw a big chubby rabbit coming down the street toward him. Sam ran in the direction of the Cork pitch.
Padre Pio - 4th Class, County Cork, 21 January 2019
Once upon the time there was an alien named Billy Bob. And he always thought he would be forgotten.
He had a best friend Jack the dog. One day when he was out walking he saw a girl.
A little while after seeing the girl he went out on a trip on his space ship and lost control.
Cloghroe N.S. County Cork, 6th Class 18 January 2019
Nigel is a 70-year-old man and he has been in hospital after he got knocked out in a boxing match by his 'friend' Isaac.
Nigel woke up to his cow, Bessie, licking his face. He gets a fright because Bessie is there and he's afraid of cows now.
When he got up, he found a load of cows in his kitchen rooting through his cupboards and they ate all the food so he had to go to the shop, but the shop closed down while he was in a coma.
Cloghroe National School, 6th Class, County Cork, 11 January 2019
Tiffany Thomas is a window cleaner and she's been working for two years and by her side are her two friends the Warthog called Roy and the Patricia the Parrot.
She hated her job and wanted to help endangered penguins.
One day she was cleaning the Mayor's house and Patricia flew away.
North Monastery, 4th Class, County Cork, 09 November 2018
Once upon a time there was a robot called Robo and his best friend was called Hammy.
Their greatest wish in life was to take over and steal Halloween.
The year was 3011.
St FIn Barres 5th & 6th Class County Cork, 12 October 2018
A chicken slides into view and in a gangster voice says, "Hey it's JBM, also known as Jimmy Buctas McNulty."
A flying squirrel slides into view and says, "Ni!' There were a load of cows and pigs around so it was hard to slide into view without crashing into one.
Jimmy says, "That's my secretary/best friend, Donna Buctas McNulty, who is also my cousin, my sista from another mista!"
Scoil Mhuire agus Eoin, 4th Class, County Wicklow, 05 October 2018
Once upon a time there was an evil girl called Lulu and she hated unicorns.
Lulu always wanted to win everything and she was really mean and had no friends except for Ugly the devil.
She didn't like Coolie the elephant and she hated Starlight the star.
Scoil Padre Pio, 5th Class, County Cork, 28 September 2018
One day Jack's Mom came into his room and found pictures of Chloe under his bed. When Jack came home he was grounded.
Jack cried and he had to eat warm ice-cream with live worms inside the ice-cream.
While Jack was eating the ice-cream, his Mom ripped up the pictures and worse it was in front of him.
Culture Night County Cork 21 September 2018
One stormy night. Cold was the night. In a small little village, in a small little street in a small little orphanage, in a small little kid there was a big imagination and a big dream.
Suddenly there was a big earthquake. He was having a dream. The earthquake was happening outside of his body and it sent him into his nightmare.
The first thing that came to his sight was a cat. A talking cat. An evil cat.
North Monastery Primary, 5th Class, County Cork, September 14th 2018
This story is set in Canada. A pen was being shipped from India to Canada.
Jim Boston went to a library in Canada and finds a book that tells him what the magic pen can do.
Then he turned to the next page and found a pen. He also finds a map that helps him find the magic pen.
St Vincent's, 4th Class, County Cork, 07 September 2018
Once upon a time there was a Panda-bear called Hugs.
Her best friend was a Yorkie called Cocoa. She lived in a big back garden with her owner.
They were on holidays and she got lost in the woods.
West Cork Literary Festival & Fighting Words
Once there was a cat, he was a ghost cat!
As he prowled through the shadows he thought of his ambition.
“I want a ghost mouse!” yelled the ghost cat.
Gaelscoil an Teaghlaigh Naofa, Rang a 2, County Cork, 1st June 2018
Lá amháin bhí Dickie sa pháirc agus bhí sé ag rith ó seangáin.
Ansin chonaic sé Waddles an Nugget Sicín agus bhí sé ag caint léi.
“An bhfuil cead agam tú a phósadh?” arsa Dickie.
St Michael's National School, Ballyduff Upper, 5th Class, County Cork
Jimmy was on his way home from after-school study with Freddie, when he was ambushed by bullies.
His best friend Freddie fell, so he had to run back to get a plaster for him, but it wouldn't really stick, because he couldn't find a solid part of his body – he had no bones.
Jimmy started talking to Freddie and the bullies were wondering who he was talking to.
St Mary’s National School, COBH, 6th Class, County Cork, 18th May 2018
I woke up and couldn't remember anything since I landed here, facing the moon.
The first thing I could smell was a strong smell of smoke and the first thing I could see was what I thought was fog.
Suddenly I caught a glimpse of the daunting, scary trees which reminded me of the setting of my father's death.
Christian Brother's College Primary, 4th Class County Cork
Hi! This is Obby.
I am a shape shifting Obeleck. Curry and I want revenge and power.
Curry is made out of curry and I brought him to life using experimental potions.
Dingle - Feile Na Bealtaine, Scoil Ignaid Rís AND Bunscoil an Chlochair 6th Class
One day Brittany went to the garage with her dad. They saw a red Nissan Micra and it was 70 years old and it have chrome printing saying ‘Betsy’ on the side.
They looked in the boot and Larry the Lover was in there.
After a while they went to the man at the counter and said “How much for the car?”
Cloghroe National School, 4th Class, County Cork, 20th April 2018
Once upon a time there was a talking dog called Lucy, Lucy says, “Give me a sausage” to a butcher.
The butcher panicked and called 999.
Lucy can only talk because when she was a puppy she ate a poisonous flower.
Our Lady of Lourdes, 5th Class, County Cork 16 April 2018
It was a Friday evening when Christopher the Cheese first came to the big fridge, he was bought from the shop by the evil Mr. Loaf.
Mr. Loaf was very indecisive about what cheese to buy.
Christopher the Cheese was quite distressed on the way home as he was being squished by Mairead the Milk and the sausages in the bag.
Sunday's Well NS, County Cork, 13th April 2018
Once there was a little pug called Chico. He was cuddly, sporty, playful, and a tiny bit lazy. He was the size of a pin.
His dream was to be rich and get a Lamborghini. He had a best friend whose name was Paddy and he was an Irish dog that did Irish dancing.
But there was one things that always got in his way: KITTENS!
Chico always talked to Paddy about his dream. “I wish I had a Lamborghini.
Padre Pio, County Cork, 23 March 2018
There once was a turtle and he had no friends. His name was Jimmy the Talking Turtle.
One day he went to McDonalds and he got some chicken nuggets.
He particularly picked out one chicken nugget from the box. That chicken nugget randomly started talking!
Cloghroe National School, 4th Class, County Cork, 16th March 2018
Once upon a time there was a penguin named Flipper. He lived in the South Pole.
He really wanted to be able to swim properly. Flipper was a very lonely penguin.
He wanted a friend more than anything. Then one day, he met Fin the Dolphin.
St Joseph's National School 2nd Class, County Cork, 12 March 2018
One day in the imaginary land there was a guy called Gary and his best friend was Pugba.
Gary was a person who was very skinny and he was bald and he had the letter B on his head.
He follows Liverpool in the real world and Pugba follows Manchester United.
North Monastery School, 5th class, County Cork 12 March 2018
Jim the cheetah was born in 1902. When he was 5 years old he was bullied in school and he met Daly the lion.
At the school made of bamboo they learned how to be faster than other animals, they learned how to survive in the wild and they learned how to hunt.
Jim wasn't very good at those things, so everyday Daly helped him get better.
Cork Educate Together, 6th Class, County Cork, 9th March 2018
Wan Chong Chang didn't know what to do. Jim the Talking Sandwich was staring at him.
The Talking Toilet had warned Chang that Jim was dangerous.
Unaware of what Jim was capable of, Chang screamed helplessly;
North Presentation Primary school, 3rd Class, County Cork, 02 February 2018
Sparkles was a unicorn. He was in a lovely forest, called the Meatball Forest, with Diamond, the baby rabbit.
Sparkles was watching Diamond's dreams.
Sparkles couldn't do magic and he wanted to be a Dream Watcher.
St Colman's Cloyne at the Crawford Art Gallery, County Cork, 15th January 2018
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Timmy and his best, friend was his dog named Adam.
His brother had a friend called Bethany and he was friends with her as well.
He was 9 years old and he had two wishes.
Gaelscoil Pheig Sayers, Rang Cúig, County Cork, 19 January 2018
Uair amháin bhí buachaill ann agus an t-ainm a bhí air ná Joe.
Is breá leis Mars bars agus caithfidh sé dul go dtí an leithreas i gcónaí.
Tá Joe an-sceitimíneach agus an cara is fearr leis ná Néné an Cube.
St Colman's Cloyne, 3rd Class, County Cork, 15 January 2018
In 1666, there was a boy called Felix and he hated school and all the homework they gave. But most of all he hated his parents!
More than ever he really wanted a friend. So he decided to make a plan to break out of boarding school.
So he said to himself maybe he'll walk around to calm himself down so that after he had calmed down he would be able to think of a plan.
Gaelscoil an Ghoirt Álainn, dé hAoine, 8 Nollaig.
Rith a deartháir Trevor isteach sa seomra agus sheas sé ar an bhféileacháin oíche – an cara is fearr léi.
Nuair a chonaic Elena thosaigh sí ag rith timpeall an seomra ag iarraidh an deartháir a mharú.
``Tar ar ais anseo!'' arsa Elena. Ansin rith Trevor amach sa ghairdín.
Carrigaline National School, County Cork, 01 December 2017
Once upon a time in Antartica, there was a poor dog, called Frosty.
His best friend was Joe the Pig. They were on a mission to find the perfect owner for Frosty.
Joe the Pig had escaped once from a farm, and he bought a plane and flew to Antartica.
Oranmore Boys School, Oranmore, Co. Galway, 19 January 2018
It was a nice sunny day and Egg Mick Muffin was walking in the park.
He was on his way to work in Mick Muffins – he was the CEO.
Egg Mick Muffin found himself thinking about his best friend, Lily the Chicken.
Oranmore Boys National School, 3rd Class, County Galway, 24 November 2017
Once upon a time there was a flying unicorn called Jack. His best friend was Jippy the DJ donkey.
Jack and Jippy loved dabbing on the road. They also loved boxing matches.
Jack was watching a boxing match with Jippy when a girl came in and asked him to be his girlfriend.
Kilcolgan Educate Together, 4th Class, County Galway, 24th November 2017
There was once was a galactic leprechaun called Belt Buckle.
His best friend’s name was Tim, the glue-breathing dragon.
They lived in Space City but they always wanted to find the gold planet.
Claddagh National School, Galway, 4th Class, 17 November 2017
One day in a little cloud, a unicorn appeared. Jake was standing on the cloud.
“We need to go to Candyland, Bimbo,” said Jake.
Just as Bimbo was about to answer, it started to rain and the cloud evaporated. They fell to the ground.
Claddagh National School, Galway, 4th Class, 17 November 2017
Once upon a time there was an evil cat called Patricia.
She lived with her best friend, Harry the jousting dog.
Patricia and Harry were in their cottage having dinner.
Tirellan National School, 5th Class, County Galway, 10 November 2017
Two years ago, Tom the Talking Toaster came alive….
“Oh my toast!” said the toaster. He then heard a voice crying, “Help me, help me!”
It was Bob the slice of bread talking.
Tirellan National School, 5th Class, County Galway, 10 November 2017
Chiniqua the gorilla was in the Mexican jungle looking for her friend, Herbert the whale.
“Herbert, come on! I have a cookie for you!” she called.
“But I’m stuck,” said Herbert.
KETNS. 6th Class, County Galway, 27 October 2017
Jill the unicorn was flying really fast and she landed beside Jeff.
He said ‘WOAH! I should give you a speeding ticket’.
‘Hi I’m Jeff and I’m a policeman!’ said Jeff.
Tirellan National School, County Galway, 3rd and 4th Class, 13 October 2017
Spike the skeleton ninja is in his haunted castle.
He’s with his pet skeleton dog Michelle.
Spike asks the dog, “Are you hungry?”
Tirellan National School, County Galway, 3rd and 4th Class, 13 October 2017
There was a robot called Jeff who lived in a raspberry bush in New York.
One day, Jeff was talking to his best friend, Raz the raspberry, about how her weekend went.
“We went to Ohio but I wish we had gone to play rugby with my friends instead,” said Raz.
Kilcolgan Educate Together NS, 5th Class, Kilcornan, Clarinbridge, Co. Galway, 29th September 2017
There was a boy called Jeff. He lived in an apartment in the city and worked in a dump.
One day, Jeff heard a noise in the dump and he found a microwave.
Jeff brought it home and turned it on and it started to talk to him.
Kilcolgan Educate Together National School, Clarinbridge, Co. Galway, 3rd Class, 29 September 2017
Mr Squawk was in his hen house. He wandered out and into the kitchen where he met Jake the Toaster.
He walked by the toaster and said, “Hey dude, can you make me some toast?”
“Dah! What do I look like, a toilet or something?” Jake replied.
Claregalway Educate Together National School, County Galway, 3rd and 4th Class, 26 May 2017
Once upon a time there was a flying cow called Timmy.
Timmy was flying above the trees when he spotted someone who needs help. He flew down.
Timmy saw a fox about to eat a rabbit. Timmy flicked the fox away with his horns.
Killeeneen National School, 4th Class, County Galway, 28 April 2017
Miss Rainbow Glitter Sparkles was in her garden picking flowers.
Jeff Senile, the spy, sent her a Snapchat on his spychat phone telling her: “Stay put.”
He knew something was going to happen.
Boston National School, Boston, Co. Clare, 4th Class, 28 April 2017
Jefferson is in school alone and he’s day-dreaming. He’s supposed to be cleaning out a cupboard because he was late for school. He comes across a book in the cupboard.
It’s a big heavy book. When he picks it up, he sees it’s a very old book, so he’s curious to know what it’s about. But there’s nothing in it, so he asks his teacher can he take it home.
When he gets home, he opens the book. The book tells him: “Go to page 196”.
Scoil Mhuire, Monivea, Co. Galway, 4th and 5th Class, 31 March 2017
Happy the Clown lived in America with The Twinz in a rickety old house.
Every day, Happy and The Twinz ate slugs and snails for breakfast and broccoli for lunch.
Happy was afraid to work in the circus because of the children.
St Joseph’s National School, Kinvara, Co. Galway, 2nd Class, 31 March 2017
Bob-the-Waffle-Genie lived in a waffle, sitting around playing video games, waiting for someone to say the magic word and call on him.
(‘Time for Breakfast’ is the magic word.)
Pussums the cat jumped in the window after he smelled lovely fresh waffles.
Maree NS 3rd Class, County Galway, 03 March 2017
Nicky Licky the chicken lived on a farm in Donegal.
One day, Nicky Licky was in her pen when Alice the Astronaut came and opened it.
Alice was coming in to collect the eggs when Nicky came over to stop her.
Kilcornan Educate Together National School, County Galway, 6th Class, 27 January 2017
Gerry lives in a flat in Manchester and he is scared of going down the stairs.
He is an inventor, so he has made little sticky paws for Daryl the Super Rat.
This was so Daryl can go to the shop to get Gerry food and supplies.
Straide Natioanl School, Castlebar Mayo 17th May 2016
There once was a flying pig called Porky.
He lived in a faraway pig sty in County Mayo.
Every morning Porky went for a morning fly.
Fahy National School, Castlebar, Mayo, 17th May 2016
It was midnight.
Barry the Banana was homeless as he had neglected to pay his landlord Tiny Tim the Apple.
Tim’s evil Apple Army had evicted Barry.
St Angela’s National School, 5th Class, Castlebar, 23 February 2016
Fred the dinosaur was browsing in Claire’s in the Dundrum Shopping Centre. He was looking for at tiaras for his friend Molly the mouse.
It was Molly’s 12th birthday on Thursday, the 25th of February.
Fred was very, very excited because he had planned a surprise party.
Ballyhaunis National School, 3rd Class, 23 February 2016
One spring morning, Billy the bus driver was collecting the children to take them to school.
After he dropped them at the school gates, he went back to the bus depot.
He then jumped into his BMW, drove home and got Johnny his springer spaniel.
St. Patrick’s National School, Mayo, Castlebar, 4th Class, 26th January 2016
King Chubski the Great was seated at the great table eating a giant turkey, all by himself.
His personal assistant, Tobias Quain, came in to tell him some bad news.
Breaffy National School, Mayo, 3rd Class, 26th January 2016
Super Pig the pig was planning a plot in his secret underground base in Foodtown with his friend Quack the duck.
The two friends were planning a way to defeat their archrival, Corn on the Cob.
Knock National School, 1st Class, Castlebar, Mayo, 12th January 2016
One sunny day David the talking football was at Croke Park watching a world cup final between Ireland and England.
There were loads of people, some of them were cheering, waving flags, some were eating hot dogs, drinking Sprite, Coke, Fanta and chewing Mentos.
Squishy the marshmallow monster was sitting on a fudge log. She was lost in the middle of the candy forest when suddenly she spotted a long chocolate river.
The river reminded her of happier days and memories of swimming on Chocolannagh Lake near her home.
Fighting Words at the Museum of Country Life, Knock National School, 2nd and 3rd Class, 15th December 2015
Ploppy, the toilet seat in an Arsenal jumper, is rushing to the Emirates Stadium in north London.
His team, Arsenal, are playing their arch-enemies Tottenham Spurs. Ploppy flings himself onto the roof of a passing taxi.
Fighting Words at the Museum of Country Life, Balla National School, 5th and 6th Class, 15th December 2015
As the sun rose, Alison filled a red bucket with grain and skipped into the yard. She threw a handful of grain to the chickens.
As the chickens looked up, she noticed a new one with fluffy feathers and black specks covering its neck.
She chased the unusual- looking chicken out of the yard.
Fighting Words Mayo, Craggagh National School, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th class.November 19th 2015
Billy the stray dog is crawling along the pavement on a cold, rainy day.
The streets are very busy and there is lots of cars and noise and lots of people are walking into him.
Billy has lovely black and brown fur but it is very muddy and dried up.
Fighting Words Mayo, St. Peter’s N. S. Snugboro, Castlebar, 5th Class, November 19th, 2015
Snookie the Chihuahua is sitting on Santa’s large red bag, biting his black boot laces in the sleigh at The North Pole.
It’s just 27 days until Christmas Eve, and the reindeer are all training hard for the big day in hopes they will be picked for the final squad.
Rudolph was lifting weights, and suddenly a 100 kg weight dropped on his toe.
Fighting Words Mayo, Cornanool National School, and Glenisland National School, 5th and 6th Class, 1st October 2015
Mr. Fluffybottom was in the playground playing soccer with Inflatable Frog. Bruce and Brunch, the bullies, suddenly appeared from nowhere and kicked the ball away and started shouting.
“Hey, Fluffybottom, you’re no good at football!” shouted Bruce.
“Why are you in goal when you can’t even catch a cold?” said Brunch.
Fighting Words Mayo, Cornanool National School, 3rd and 4th Class, 1st October 2015
Miss Emily Campbell walks into the classroom in the haunted mansion.
She looks around and there are no students at the desks.
The students have all turned into ghosts.
Alexandra College, Milltown, 6th Class, Fighting words wicklow 25 February 2021
Shaniqua really wanted to go to Paris, so she got on her moped and went to Sam’s house. When she got to Sam’s house, she couldn’t find him anywhere.
She looked under the sink, in his bed and in the fridge! Then, she heard a noise coming from the bathroom.
She thought to herself “Sam can wait, let me just get some stuff from the fridge.”
St. Pius X GNS, Terenure, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 23 February 2021
Charles the dog lived in an apartment in the city with his owner. But his greatest fear was just out the door. He was very afraid of getting lost in the city.
One day, he heard a claw scratching and meow at the door. It was his best friend, Midnight the black cat.
“My greatest wish is to be a superhero,” said Charles.
dlr Libraries and Fighting Words Wicklow 13 Feburary 2021
Happy the cavachon dog got kicked out of his hometown! In the dark he was scared of all the talking trees. After that he sees his best friend Ben the blue dog.
Then a massive talking tree jumps on top of Ben the blue dog and throws him back into dogtopia.
The talking tree grabs Happy and brings him to the hometown of Talking Trees.
St. Pius X GNS, Terenure, 3rd Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 09 February 2021
Mary Hollings was a murder detective. She was on a mission to find a bunch of murderers, but there was one specific murderer she was trying to get. With Charles the Black Boxer, will she find the murderer?
The murderer she was trying to find was Adolf Hitler’s great, great, great, great grandson - Tom Hitler.
Charles the dog and Tom made a great scheme together. They were planning to get Mary fired.
Alexandra College, Milltown, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 04 February 2021
Once upon a time, Rock the Llama was walking along the green grass.
He was only a baby and he was lost. But then, he found an Alpaca named Roll. Roll was also a baby and he was also lost.
“Hello, my name is Rock. What is your name,” said Rock.
Glebe NS, Wicklow, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 02 February 2021
William was an old posh man from Britain. In an old cabin, he was enjoying a cup of tea.
It was a cabin on one of his land because he owns a lot of land. William was in a bad mood.
The big pot of water was hanging idle over the fire. He used his last tea bag the night before and in the morning he had no tea.
Alexandra College JS, Milltown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 01 February 2021
Nugget the Dog moved house and he was going to a new school.
He didn’t realise that the school was for cats. Nugget’s dream was to rule the world.
He was supposed to go to the School of Dreams but he ended up at the wrong school.
Alexandra College JS, Milltown, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 27 January 2021
Once there was a frog named Merelda who lived on a farm with her best friend, Melvin the Goat.
Merelda had a great life as a frog, but she dreamed to be the first frog in Hollywood.
The other animals weren’t so nice to her, but Melvin was so supportive of her dream
Alexandra College JS, Milltown, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 25 January 2021
It was a normal day on Marlborough Road when Toffee the Golden Poodle was running with his best friend, Buddy the Golden Retriever.
They were running so fast that they didn’t notice all the people on the street.
Suddenly, Toffee bumped into a friendly girl named Hailey.
Rathmichael School, Shankill, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 20 January 2021
It was Friday, the 24th September 1994. It was getting kind of cold and windy, but it didn’t bother Phil, because the wind went right through his bones.
He was on top of a mountain, looking down at his town of Snowdin.
A snowstorm was roaming in, as the dark clouds surrounded the town.
Gaelscoil na Fuinseoige, 1st Class, Churchtown, Fighting Words Wicklow, 19 January 2021
Once upon a time, Lily the mermaid had a dream.
The dream was about a group of Pirate Megalodons, who swam the Seven Seas, looking for an island with a puppy.
Lily and her best friend, Rex the Ninja Puppy, were playing beach ball. The beach ball flew into the ocean.
Alexandra College JS, 3rd Class, Milltown, Fighting Word Wicklow
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Bethany. Her best friend was her dog called Candy.
She lived in a forest with her Mam and Dad and her annoying big sister.
One day, she was walking through the forest and she saw a big castle.
Sacred Heart JNS, Killinarden, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 2020
Once upon a time, there was a blue fish called Tom. He was very annoying and was swimming in his fishbowl.
His owner was named Poppy and her best friend was Alice. Poppy was Tom’s best friend.
Tom and Poppy went to visit Brazil.
Gaelscoil na Phadraig, 5th Class, Ballybrack, Fighting Words Wicklow 15 December 2020
Once upon a table, Mark the man with chair legs was walking down the road and saw a crab.
While he was walking down the road, he slipped and fell. The crab waddled and rolled to Mark and pinched him on his wooden leg.
“Ow,” he shouted.
Powerscourt NS, 3rd/4th Class, Enniskerry, Fighting Words Wicklow, 09 December 2020
Blobby the Blobfish lived in the English Channel. He was very lonely and didn’t have many friends.
The reason that he did not have many friends was because he had giant teeth and looked ugly.
One day, Freddie the Shark came along and said, “I will be your friend.”
Scoil Mhuire, Shankill, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 2020
Harry, the hand sanitizer, went to the shops and saw people using hand sanitizer, while he was with his friend Max, the mask.
Max the mask also saw people using masks. They were scared, so they went home.
When they were walking home, someone picked them up.
St. Thomas' JNS, 2nd Class Jobstown, Fighting Words Wicklow 02 December 2020
Justin the Elf was delivering presents with Santa. Suddenly, he saw Sprinkles, the reindeer. Sprinkles dropped the presents from the sleigh. The presents got stuck in a tree.
“We need to get those presents back or the children will not have presents to rip open on Christmas morning,” Santa said.
“I’m too small to get the presents, I could get stuck too,” said Justin the Elf.
Ballyroan BNS, 4th Class, Rathfarnham, Fighting Words Wicklow, 01 December 2020
It was kind of a good day but it was also kind of a bad day…
Steward the Sausage and Cheesy the Cheeseman met Bertha the Burnt Sausage at Burger King.
Together they met to lead their mighty army of pickles
St. Thomas' JNS, Jobstown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 25 November 2020
Bolt the Husky was a husky that was alone. He was lonely and had no food or friends.
His greatest wish was to have an owner. Then a few days later, he found an owner, a girl named Rosie.
She was the best owner Bolt could ever imagine.
Ballyroan BNS, Rathfarnham, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 24 November 2020
One day Dave the pig was having his breakfast when the bowl of cereal spilled all over him.
The spoon fell onto his trousers and because it was a spoon, he ran and ran around the table until it fell off.
Just when his best friend George the porch was about to knock on the door, Dave jumped out the window and they crashed into each other.
St. Thomas' JNS, Jobstown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 18 November 2020
Once upon a time there was a nice white dog who liked to play football. His name was Danny Dog and his best friend was called George the Pig.
Danny Dog and George the Pig walked through the forest where they bumped into Bobby the hungry wolf.
Danny Dog was afraid of Bobby the wolf because he might eat him.
Straffan National School, Kildare, 5/6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 17 November 2020
Fernando, the hedgehog, falls off the hedge to spy on his owner’s family. He sneaks off to the window to look inside.
Then, Ricardo’s sister catches him. Fernando was sad because he saw his owners through the window eating sausages.
Sausages remind him of his friend who passed away last week.
St. Thomas' JNS, Jobstown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 11 November 2020
Patricia the Gymnast went to meet her friend Lolly the Fairy.
They went to the gym to do some gymnastics, and after they popped in to McDonalds for dinner.
“Let’s go back to the gym and do some more gymnastics,” said Lolly.
Straffan National School, 6th Class, Kildare, Fighting Words Wicklow, 10 November 2020
One day, a farmer grew potatoes. He grew some carrots as well. And on that day, Peter the Potato was born! But, not long after, Kevin the Carrot was born.
From day one, their friendship was unbreakable.
Unfortunately, Peter found a wife called Patricia the Sweet Potato and wouldn’t hang out with the homies anymore.
St. Thomas' JNS, Jobstown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 04 November 2020
Once upon a time, there was an albino lion called Gasper. He was the odd one out because he had red splotches on his fur.
On his first day of school, everyone made fun of him, but his greatest wish was that he wanted a new friend.
He was afraid of people because they were very scary and they tried to hurt him.
Blessington No. 1 School, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 03 November 2020
Once there was a very cheesy cheeseburger, called Cheesy Bob, who didn’t like eating chips.
He escaped from McDonald’s and he loved watching Walter the Walrus’ cooking show.
One day, he stopped watching Walter’s cooking show because he saw him cooking burgers.
St. Kevin's National School, Tara Hills, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 21 October 2020
Terrified, Joey the Ninja Chicken took his first steps into the KFC world knowing he may never leave…
Five years earlier - Joey was having fun with his great-granddad on the farm.
They were sitting around eating wheat when Colonel Sanders, the CEO of KFC, jumped out of the bushes and took Joey’s great-granddad.
St. Attractas JNS, Dundrum, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 20 October 2020
There was once a beautiful llama called Fluffy and she was very adventurous.
Fluffy’s greatest wish was to have a friend.
Fluffy found her friend at the edge of the lake and his name was Popcorn the clownfish.
St. Attracta's, 2nd Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 14 October 2020
Once upon a time there was a dog called Cane. He was fluffy and brown. His best friend was Tiddle the dog.
One day Cane and Tiddle were watching a movie on the couch in Cane’s house. The movie starred Pierre the Lizard. It was really funny.
Suddenly, they heard a noise outside.
Gaelscoil Ui Cheadaigh, Bray. 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 13th October 2020
I woke up and my family were gone. I looked out the window to see them in the garden beside a for sale sign. This is not a normal story… beware.
I saw lumberjacks looking to buy the tables. My greatest fear was someone or something looking to buy my family.
As my mother was being thrown on the back of the truck, I heard her scream my name but there was nothing I could do.
St. Attracta’s, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 7th October 2020
Doge the dog and Ice Head were walking along the road, they were best friends.
“What do you want to do today?” said Doge the dog.
“Let’s go get ice cream,” said Ice Head.
St. Patrick’s National School, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 6th October 2020
One day, Mr. Mushroom the scientist was in his lab. Mr. Mushroom worked for Worm Man, his boss.
Mr. Mushroom was writing in his diary.
St. Brigid’s GNS, 5th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 11th March 2020
It was a nice Monday morning when Todd, the Turtle, was singing in the shower.
He looked out the window and saw Donkey, the dinosaur, planting a flower bed.
At that exact moment, he realised his friend Donkey was using a plastic bag to carry the seeds.
St. Patrick’s NS, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 10th March 2020
Mr Cookie’s greatest wish is to have an eater. His greatest fear is being dipped in milk. His best friend is Mr Pizza.
Mr Cookie and Mr Pizza were having a great time in the park together. Mr Cookie was a very fat cookie.
When he saw someone holding milk and tried to run away, he was very, very slow.
St. Brigid’s GNS, Killester, 5th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 5th March 2020
There was a dog called bob who wished to own a very big bone.
He had a big fear of Raymond the cat, and his best friends was Jerry his Pomeranian big brother.
One day he was sitting in his dog bed, thinking about going on an adventure.
St Joseph’s NS, Clinstown, Co. Kilkenny, 5th and 6th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 4th March 2020
John was walking through a library one morning when he bumped into a man called King Edward.
They were best friends.
King Edward was holding an Oreo flavoured milk-shake called Tatiana.
Kilcoole Primary School, 6th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 3rd March 2020
One day M. C. Chum Techno was getting ready to meet his friend Broski.
That’s when it came and he blacked out.
He forgot his strawberry mint chewing gum and realised he was going to have shtanky breath … again!
Castaheany NS, Ongar, 1st class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 27th February 2020
One day there was a Cheetah called Spot. He met a spider called Toilet.
Spot looked for Eleanor and brought her to meet the spider.
They found Eleanor at school and Toilet the spider started bullying her.
St. Philip’s JNS, Mountview, 1st class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 26th February 2020
Once upon a time there was a dragon called Dragon Dark.
He had a girlfriend called Jewell. They liked to play together.
His girlfriend had wings but Dragon Dark did not.
Gaelscoil na Fuinseoige, 1st class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 25th February 2020
Dougie is my name.
EVD the Pancake is my best friend. One day the Gods of the Death came to earth on my birthday.
This all happened when we were at McDonalds.
Welcome to the Fighting Words Un-School Club!
All the work on this page has been produced by children aged 6 to 12 from all over Ireland.
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Listen To The Stories!
We have invited our fantastic team of volunteer tutors to read some of the primary school stories. The stories were written by children from schools all over Ireland at Fighting Words workshops.
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Read the stories submitted by young authors. Click on the title of each story below to read it!
By Roisin, age 9 – Co. Wexford
My dog’s ears blowing in the wind,
Many a time he had sinned,
Stealing my lunch,
By Darragh, age 8
We are on lockdown
It gives me a frown
It brings me down.
By Evie, age 10 – Co. Meath
It was Monday evening and Quinn was playing with her dog Sally in the back garden.
Quinn's mum came out and asked "Em, darling Quinn, would you mind doing your..." She hesitated. "....homework?"
"What did you ask me!?" Quinn replied in a very scared voice.
By Olivia, age 10 – Dublin
Hi, I am a polar bear. Today another icecap melted and destroyed my home.
I will now tell you how it happened: It was Friday afternoon. My mother told me and my brother to go and catch some fish for supper.
We went down to the Arctic Ocean to catch some salmon or - if we were lucky - a seal or walrus (they are my favourites).
By Lucy, age 8 – Co. Waterford
Early on Easter Sunday morning, the Easter Bunny left Easter eggs all the way up Croagh Patrick in Co. Mayo.
The Easter Bunny drew a map of where all the Easter eggs were hidden.
The Easter Bunny dropped a copy of the map and a leprechaun found it.
By Caoimhe, age 11 – Co. Fermanagh
One day Lisa and Daisy were at the beach chilling out. Lisa was Daisy’s best friend. Lisa was super sporty - she had come first in every race on Sports Day, she was captain of the school football team and was always chosen first for everything…but her favourite sport was swimming.
Daisy was Lisa’s best friend. She had a passion for art – especially drawing and designing clothes.
By Erin, age 8 – Co. Dublin
Finding Out The News
Once there were two children called Ciara and Conor. They both lived with their mum and dad. Their mum's name was Mary and their dad's name was Kevin.
One day, Ciara and Conor were on their way to school and they saw a poster saying:
"Selfie Contest on Sunday at 12 o’clock in the afternoon!
By Olivia, age 10 – Dublin
Simon was a little boy aged twelve. He absolutely loved space. When he was in bed, Simon would dream of going to space in an enormous rocket. His favourite movie was any type of sci-fi movie, he had Space Invaders birthdays, space-related Christmas presents. In short, everything had a bit of space-related things in it.
Our story begins when Simon got a scholarship to be the first ever kid in space. Simon was over the moon, the day he said his goodbyes to his family and friends and set out on his journey to NASA.
By Tom, age 8, Dublin
One day there was a nine year old boy called Phil who lived in a small cottage on St. Catherine’s Road. World War Three was going to happen that day.
Phil was going to town with his mother. When they got there, it was very busy - everyone was getting their last bits and bobs. A few minutes later, a loud deafening noise was heard from all around town. Everyone rushed to their houses.
Phil was all alone! His mother had left with everyone else. No one could be heard or seen.
By Sophie, age 10 – Dublin 24
I was hunting for Easter Eggs when suddenly I stumbled across the most amazing, gleaming, magical eggs.
They were spotty and stripy, they were lying in the long green grass, and I looked around to make sure no one was looking then I quickly grabbed the two eggs and ran to look for some more, I found two more.
At the end, me and my two friends Lily and Molly sat down on the concrete and showed each other what was in them.
By Olivia age 10 - Dublin
Ava was a little girl who loved science. She was inspired by her dad (Mr. Smith), who was a mad scientist.
Mr. Smith would do all sorts of tricks, such as make her pet rabbit a human being, make himself invincible and make their house the size of a pea.
His most famous trick was to shrink a person on April Fools’ Day.
By Éanna - Enniscorthy, Co. Wexford
The Origin of Police Officer Hot Dog
One normal day in November 2009, there was a fast food restaurant named Rade-x. They sold hot dogs and chips and stuff like that.
A boy named Tom went there every week to get a hot dog. Tom had a sister who was really into science and equations. Tom had to bring her to the fast food shop as well because she was too young to stay at home on her own. Every time they went, she would get chips. It was always the same. This time it was different.
By Olivia, age 10 - Dublin
Tom sat patiently in the back seat of his little blue Hyundai.
Tom was going to the beach with his family.
He absolutely adored the beach, not because of the sand but because of the sea creatures - he thought they were fascinating.
By Harry, age 7 – Rathfarnham, Dublin 14
Once a Chocolate Bar named Brunche went down a toilet. He found a cat. But Brunche didn't know that the cat was evil.
Then the cat said, “I am an evil cat.”
Milly, age 10 - Dublin
A young girl was skipping down an empty, narrow street.
A huge black board covered up one of the shop windows.
Coloured chalk dust coated the ground and pieces of chalk were dotted across the ground.
By Daire, age 7 - Dublin
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Mary. One day she went to a haunted house. The house was called The Spooky House.
The house was known to be cursed and inside was a ghost named Creepy. He used to be a boy, but he went into the house one night, even though he was told not to.
He didn't listen. He did not leave before sunrise, so he got turned into a ghost.
By Holly aged 7 - Dublin
At night, Olivia was sleepwalking and then she found herself in the forest. She felt something on her back.
She looked and there was no one there. She was on the news because she was lost and her parents were worried.
She was scared, then Olivia was more scared. “Why do you ask?” because there was a……bear.
By Macy Nolan
It was the evening when Beth was helping her Grandad Joe close the garage. He owned it. She saw a stranger walking by. The mysterious person, dressed head to toe in black, ran into the factory, three seconds later, it burst into flames.
Beth gasped and ran inside the garage
By Corin, age 8 - Cork
Once there was a dog. His name was Ruff. He wanted to travel the WORLD but he had an owner so he couldn't. That made him sad.
One day, Ruff woke up (after dreaming about travelling the world). Then he went outside. A boy threw a ball and Ruff ran and ran and ran.
Ruff kept on running and running. Eventually, the ball stopped and Ruff looked around. He was in a town but he wasn't in his own town - it was different.
One day Annabelle the Space hedgehog was floating through space as usual when she bumped into her friend, the Moon.
“Hi, Moon,” shouted Annabelle (she had to shout because sound doesn’t travel very well in space).
“Hi Annabelle, I haven’t seen you in a while, is everything okay?”
By Isibéal age 10 from Dublin
A few days ago I was speaking to my Aunty Irma over the telephone. We were chatting about Olivia and when she was due. That's when it all began. I arrived at Irwa's, a cottage in the countryside, it was so familiar for me. I loved to help out, I was fascinated about the visit. "I couldn't be more happier that a pig in mud", I kept saying.
I was talking about Olivia. During the night there was some strange noises coming from the pigsty enclosure outside.
By Faye, age 9 – Rathfarnham, Dublin
“Right, I am off to Dublin,” said Ms Dainty. “I am not buying any presents for any children in the orphanage this time.”
“Quick Daniel! This is your chance to follow your dreams, to get out of the orphanage,'' said Beth.
“All right!” said Daniel.
By Maggie, age 12 – Co. Kerry
Charlie lay motionless at her feet. She had done it. A million thoughts raced through Angelina’s mind but she had one question, “Where to hide the body?”
A pang of guilt hung over her, but there was no time to be emotional. Though he was three years older than her, Angelina managed to heave her brother into a bush and started to make her way home. The knife still bloody in her pocket. The others would collect him tomorrow and she would get her payment.
By Rowan aged 9 ¾ - Co. Dublin
You might ask who is Devil and Stretch Man? Well I’m about to tell YOU!!!!!!!!
Sam and Dan were working in a nuclear power plant in Dublin. They didn’t really like their jobs there but they had a roof over their heads so they weren’t too unhappy.
One day, Sam was just working when he found something out of place, but what was it? Dan’s birthday? No, that was yesterday.
By Emma - age 8
Once upon a time 6 girls were at superhero school !! They were best friends. They met a fairy called the night time fairy. She was nice and kind. The friends never been to fairyland, but they wanted to go there. Just then the news came on."Girls look at this"cried Emma. K. The girls came over and looked at the news. The news presenter said "a fairy came over to the garda station and is giving nightmares to children". Oh,no cried Emma H." That's the nightmare fairy who's saying the nighttime fairy is having nightmares to children" cried Niamh.
By Anna, age 9 - Leitrim
Braydon Bear woke up early and looked around the forest. The sun shone through the leaves, the air was damp. He yawned and looked for his mum and dad, Billy and Becky, but couldn’t see them. He checked behind some other trees but no luck. He went to the lake and washed himself and decided to go in search of them. Braydon’s best friend Jennifer Giraffe was preening nearby.
“Jennifer, can you help me search for mum and dad? They’re nowhere to be found.”
By Ella, Age 7 – Co. Galway
There was an elephant called Aiden. His greatest wish was to go to the moon. His greatest fear was sharks and mice. His best friend was a unicorn called Hudson.
Aiden and Hudson were the best of friends. This friendship started the day the zookeeper left the gate open for the elephant enclosure. So all of the elephants were able to run free! Every elephant went a different way. Some went south, some north, some east and even west! But Aiden ran up the rainbow!
By Rudi - Aged 8
Ok, you noticed I am angry, but this time am so angry. I'll tell you the story. On my way to ballet I tripped. I thought my knee was broken but it was not. When I got to ballet my tights were tight and itchy. My ballet teacher said that I was disturbing her class so I got kicked out of class. When shopping with mum, I remember it was turn to pick the cereal. So I picked Rainbow Pops but mam said I have porridge and that it was a waste buying them.
By Rudi - Aged 8
Once upon a time there was a boy called Fergus. Now Fergus was not a normal boy.
Fergus had one eye. He was born that way and everyone thought he was very weird looking with only one eye, but he was used to that.
When he reached the age of 10 he only started school because he was home schooled, "could you imaging that", he hardly made any friends.
By Rudi - Age 8
Once upon a time there was a girl called grace. Grace loooooooved kittens. She even made a poem called: Kittens. Ok lets move on from her poem.
She love kittens so much she had kittens on every thing, clothes, pillows, curtains, and even wallpaper. But the trouble was that she had no kittens and what was the fun in that?
Everyone except her had at least one cute pet. Everyday after school she would go to the pet shop and see if they were selling any kittens.
For Ciara and Debbie with love
One day a little girl called Ailsa was sitting by the lake with her friend, Sky, when there was a cool, strong breeze and Ailsa and Sky were swept off their feet. Suddenly Ailsa and Sky felt as if they were shrinking, tinier and tinier.
By Karac, age 10 – Co. Dublin
This is the story of a boy called Aaron, who dreamed every night when he was in bed with his thick duvet over him and his cuddly toy Ted.
Aaron dreamed of dragons and amazing things to see, like rainbow rivers and talking trees.
In one of Aaron’s dreams, Ted learned how to talk. Ted could sing and dance and even go for a walk.
By Tom, age 7 - Dublin
Dan trudged around his room in a temper. He was bored.
Dan’s dog Frank had chewed up his comics, his friend Mason was at his grandad’s house learning how to be a spy, his rugby ball was punctured, his brother had hogged the TV and his sister had hogged the computer. She wouldn’t even let him have one go on Snake Master’s Revenge 2, his favourite game ever!!
Cara always hogged the computer, she said it was for her homework but really she used it to watch videos on YouTube.
By Rose, age 8 - Dublin
Once upon a time there live a dragon called Jack and jack wants to break a world record of making 100 peanut butter sandwiches in 1 hour.
But Jack is afraid of peanut butter. And he doesn't know why. Jack's best friend is a handbag called Arianna.
Arianna tried every thing to help jack over hs fear of peanut butter but nothing worked.
Lucy, age 9 - Dublin
The Cruelsomes were moving to their new house.
“Do we have to move to a new house, Mummy?” asked Maddy.
“Darling we have to, it’s closer to your father’s new job,” said Maddy`s mother.
Sean, age 6 (almost 7), County Wicklow
Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a crew of salty scary pirates on their ship, The Black Donkey.
Peter and Plexus were the top bananas. They’d met in Pirate School. Peter had a very little brother called Nugget. Boon was very booney, booting people off the ship when he felt like it. Furry had a hairy chest with a gold jewelled necklace. Claw had sharp fingernails. Double Duck Quack Quack was half duck. He said “Quack quack” after every sentence. Chef Dusty was the head chef. If he was angry, Chef Dusty would bang his meat cleaver - especially if anyone asked for seconds.
Holly age 7 - Clonee, Dublin
Once there was a dog called Louise and the owner was called James. James was a happy boy.
One day, James and Louise were playing catch with a ball. James threw the ball very very far into the forest.
Louise went into the forest to get the ball.
By Elsie, age 6 - Dublin
Violet the ladybird with 700 spots was on a lilypad in a pond, looking at clouds. She was looking at the shapes of all the clouds.
Then she got out of the pond to look for Zack her best friend - a caterpillar with 100 zigzags, to have a party.
But he was not at his house! She walked one hundred metres and then met Zack.
By Josh, age 7
There was a mouse called Mouse.The mouse’s greatest wish was to fly into space.Her greatest fear was to crash. Her best friend was an astronaut called Alexander.
One day the mouse went up into space. Alexander and his friends showed Mouse how the spaceship worked.
One morning Max ate trash by mistake...