Scoil Assaim Boy's National School, Raheny, 5th Class, 27 September 2021
Trevor the Annoying Spud got kidnapped by an Oompa-Loompa. The Oompa-Loompa wanted to turn him into a crisp.
His best friend, Le-mon the French Lemon, squirted some lemon juice in the Oompa-Loompa’s eyes and burned him.
Then, the Oompa-Loompa said, “Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you where my boss is!”