Dublin 7 Educate Together National School, 6th Class, 11 October 2018
My name is Squish and I am an incredibly cute cat with murderous intentions. This is my autobiography.
Today was the day I was finally going to do it. I was going to finally build my death ray and use Gertrude the waffle, my best friend, to shoot lasers out of it.
The death ray will harness the power of Gertrude’s lasers.