A Zombies Worst Nightmare
St. Josephs NS Hacketstown, Co Carlow 4th and 5th Class 15th June, 2011
A long, long time ago, there was a bird who was dead.
And then he came back to life as a zombie. His name was Deady
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St. Josephs NS Hacketstown, Co Carlow 4th and 5th Class 15th June, 2011
A long, long time ago, there was a bird who was dead.
And then he came back to life as a zombie. His name was Deady
St Vincents Girls National School North William Street 4th Class 14th June 2011
One scary day, there was a girl called Mrs. Anybody.
It was the start of a school day and as she was walking down the hall she bumped into a girl with no head!
St Fiachras Senior School Beaumont 6th Class 13th June 2011
Joey the Chinchilla was at home at Chinchilla Chapel in Las Vegas.
He was watering his cactus wife Teresa and munching on some cheese.
Scoil Mhuire Griffith Avenue 10th June 2011 4th and 5th Class
Once upon a time there was a jar of mayonnaise called Dr Professor Mayo. He had a sidekick, Roddy the colourful talking cardboard box.
One day they were hanging out in Dr. Professor Mayo’s underground secret castle, right next door to Batman.
St. Laurences BNS Kilmacud 4th Class 9th June 2011
Seàn McBiscuit was born a twin, and his twin’s name was Bob. Seàn loved biscuits and Bob loved crackers.
Their father liked Seàn better and promised him the biscuit farm.
Navan Educate Together National School. 8th June 2011
Every day Gas Boy 3000 woke up to the sweet smell of his mother’s magic bean and chicken soup.
Usually, when he ran downstairs he found his best friend, Gully-Gully the Gone Off Potato, already eating. On one particular day, however, he found Gully-Gully downstairs wearing a party hat.
Navan Educate Together NS 1st & 2nd Class 7 June 2011
Once there was a hu-ird called Superbird. A hu-ird is a half-bird half-girl.
She wanted people to think she was all human, so she wore three moustaches as a disguise.
Central Model Senior School, Marlbourough Road 2nd Class 2 June 2011
Once upon a night, Charlotte the Artist-Girl was painting in her studio in her mansion in the park.
She was painting a picture of a lion for her friend the sick lion to make him feel better.
St. Fiachras SNS 6th Class 1 June 2011
Gockshweden the wizard is running to the hospital to give birth to his duck.
He would like to give birth at home, but his lamp wand is out of battery.
St. Laurence OTooles GNS Sheriff St 31 May 2011
Once upon a time there was a girl called Lexie. She was tall and had long golden hair.
She loved freestyle dancing more than anything in the world.
Citywise Education Tallaght 31 May 2011
You won’t believe what happened today! There’s good news and bad news.
Buddy had eight pups. I was delighted for her.
Scoil San Seamuis CBS, Dublin 8. 4th Class. Illustrations by Isadora Epstein.
One day when walking in the rainforest, John-Paul the flying frog took a wrong turn and ended up in the city.
As he was looking around he bumped into a piece of cake, knocking off some of her crumbs.
O'Connells Primary School North Richmond Street 4th Class 26 May, 2011
One day Jimmy the Jamaican was walking down the road and he met a girl called Carol. She was beautiful with blonde hair and lovely eyes.
Jimmy asked her for her phone number and she said yes.
OConnells Primary School North Richmond Street 25th May 2011
Once upon a time in the lonely woods there was a cry of a wolf. A boy was walking in the woods and got bitten by a radioactive wolf.
He cried for help but nobody could hear him.
St.Vincents GNS, North William Street, 3rd class, 24th May 2011
One evening, the circus came to town and there were loads of people crowding around the tents.
The tents were covered in red and yellow stripes. Tyson, a giant, hairy, brown, blood-sucking tarantula was going for a stroll around town.
St. Laurence OTooles CBS 4th class 23rd of May 2011
Once upon a time there was a pizza called Happy. He was nervous because he had to go swimming with his school and he was afraid of water.
He decided to hide in the showers at the swimming pool. There he met an alien.
Scoil San Seamuis James Street 6th class 19th May 2011
Benny was at home watching football on the television with his feet up on a stool. He wanted a cup of tea, but he was out of Lyons tea bags.
He said to himself, “This is lame. Now I have to go to the shop at half-time.”
Scoil Mhuire Sandymount 5th Class 17 May 2011
Once upon a time, there was a Dinosaur called Freckles and a fat fish called Gibby.
They were best friends.
St Josephs SNS Ballymun 4th\5th Class 16 May 2011
George the Shetland pony is the main character. He is black and white, wears roundy glasses with a moustache.
Penny the five cent piece is Georges best friend. Penny is a giant five cent piece and has wings.
Stanhope St Convent Primary School, Stoneybatter 4th class 12th May 2011
One day in school, Amy was standing at her locker. Cheerleaders came over and pushed her in her locker and locked her in!
The cheerleaders took Angelica, Amy’s rag doll, from her bag. They started playing with Angelica.
Scoil Mhuire Sandymount 5th class 11 May 2011
Cleveland Johnson, private detective, woke to the sound of ear-splitting cawing from those horrible crows.
He wiped the sleep from his eyes. He sprang out of bed and wobbled over to the bathroom, because his sugar levels were low.
St Laurence OTooles CBS Sherriff Street 2nd Class 10th May 2011
Once upon a time there was a man called Stewie and he ate too many pizzas One day, Stewie turned into a flying pizza. “Oh NO!” he said, “What’s happening to me on this very good day?”
Stewie’s dog Banjo tried to eat him. He shouted, “STOP Banjo!” and he flew up onto the table.
St. Fiachras SNS Beaumont 6th Class 9th of May 2011
Once upon a time, there was a Penguelephant called Kevin. His biggest wish was to be a wizard.
He studied hard for his wizard exams and practiced his spells on his best friend, Ronald the Chicken Monkey.
Central Model Senior School Marlborough Street 4th Class 4th May 2011
One night in Digerdanyan, Ronnie, a little pink man with a moustache and seventeen noses was walking along with Ronni, a smaller version of himself.
Suddenly, Ronnie and Ronni fell into a big canyon.
Bennettsbridge Cub Scouts 26th April 2011
Once upon a time there was a fat flying Pig called Grunt. He lived in a box on a farm on Mars.
One day, aliens, led by Drunky the Drunk Monkey, invaded Mars.
Our Lady of Mercy Convent School Booterstown 4th Class 14 April 2011
“Dear Diary:
It’s been almost eight years since I’ve seen my dad. I’ve decided now that I’m going to find him this summer with my best friend Scrap.
Our Lady of Mercy Convent School, Booterstown 6th class 13th April 2011
Dear Diary,
It’s the day before the pageant- the biggest day of my life! I’ll be getting my spray tan done in a while and my dress has just arrived, yay!!
Virgin Mary GNS, Ballymun 2nd Class Tuesday 12th April
Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a princess called Lula.
She lived in a big pink flowery castle with her mam and dad – Queen Doris and King Max.
Presentation Girls School, Maynooth 4th Class 11th April 2011
Johnny the Leprechaun woke up as the light shimmered through his old leafy curtains.
It was St. Patrick’s Day so he got up to see if his birthday wish had come true.
Virgin Mary GNS, Ballymun 4th class 7th April 2011
One hour in 1999, Lava Girl was walking in the forest.
She fell in the bushes and a boy with HUGE feet picked her up.
St. Fiachras Senior National School Beaumont 6th Class 6th April 2011
Once upon a time there was a ninja gangster called Bling Boy.
He had a mafia hat and an afro and an eyeball growing out of one of his nostrils.
St. Fiachras JNS 2nd Class 5th April 2011
One day Foggy the ghost was flying through the forest.
He saw a piece of toast and he screamed! Next thing he fainted.
Scoil Cholmcille Ballybrack 5th Class 4th April 2011
One day Captain Converse and Big-Mac Jack were walking down the road.
The Captain hadn’t washed the dishes like his mother had told him, so he was hiding.
St. Brendans Boys National School Artane 5th Class 31 March 2011
Once upon a time, Mr Oink the three-headed pig was walking along the beach in Jamaica.
He was wearing a hat on each head to keep the sun out of his eyes.
Our Lady of Victories BNS Ballymun 5th & 6th Class 30th March 2011
Smokey McPott was shopping in Tesco when he thought he heard a cabbage talking.
The cabbage was talking to his neighbour the eggplant. “That there woman was reaching for me, and I knew that she was going to take me back to her kitchen to chop me up.
Our Lady of Victories BNS Ballymun 5th Class 29th March 2011
One day John-Joe the farmer was walking on the fields of Athenry.
Willy the Hillbilly was being chased by a one- eyed gypsy.
St Fiachra's SNS, Beaumont. 6th Class. 28th March 2011
There is a melon called Steve Melon. He goes to school with his best friend, Sobo the Strawberry.
They like to play fruitball. At school, they learn how to avoid being eaten.
St. Brendans NS School Artane, 6th Class March 24th 2011
One day on the Pendonk farm, in Russia, where it’s cold, Alfredo meets General Nicolai.
Alfredo, the ninja monkey, is looking for a comrade to take on the Three Headed Albino Whale, aka Jeffrey.
Pope John Paul II NS, Malahide, 23rd March 2011.
Ever since John Joe was a child, he thought his dad didn’t like him.
So when he was thirteen he joined a gang to try and impress his dad.
St. Fiachras JNS 2nd class 23rd March 2011
One day Nuts the Unicorn, who eats butterflies, was in the forest trying to climb trees.
Every time he got to the top he fell off (he’s not very good at climbing trees).
