Someone Stole My Bacon
Gaelscoil Choláiste Mhuire, Parnell Square, 4th Class, 5September 2017
Once upon a time, there was an alien pig called Tim.
Tim lived on a planet called Pigvilla, but crash landed on Earth when his fried-egg shaped spaceship ran out of magical mud fuel.
Tim’s first thought after landing was, “I need to find fuel so I can continue on my quest.”
Meanwhile a frying pan called Toastie was in his garden weeding his plants.
He saw a giant fried egg spinning through the air.
He ran to try and catch it.
About a mile away, some leather jacket-wearing armadillos were hanging out in a garbage can.
They’d had some plain toast for breakfast but had no eggs or bacon to go with it.
Suddenly the armadillos saw a giant fried egg falling through the air and rolled after it, landing in Toastie the Frying Pan…