St Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont, 6th Class, 14 November 2017
On a farm in Pickleville, there was a newborn baby pickle called Mick the Pickle.
His first words were “I’m Pickle Mick.”
Mick the Pickle was born with one curly blue hair between his eyes.
After a couple of days, Mick the Pickle was the hairiest baby pickle alive because that one hair quickly sprouted into a full-fledged unibrow bush over his eyes.
It curled on either end like a massive moustache.
One night, while Mick the Pickle was sleeping, he was woken by the sound of screams and a blender at high speed.
Mick the Pickle knew that Barry the Blender, the mass pickle demolisher, had recently escaped from jail…