St Macartan's NS, 5th Class, county Donegal, 29 January 2018
Bob was originally a human. But he became a banana by eating too many bananas.
So did his friend Patricia, by eating too many pears.
Bob's dream since he was a child to become a movie star. He tried desperately to come up with new ideas for a cure so he could become a movie star.
Even though he was a banana, it doesn't stop him from following his dreams.
A few weeks after becoming a banana, he decided to audition for the X-Factor. His act was that he could lift a million pounds even though he was only 27 centimeters tall.
The only thing that he didn't know was that this was a different X-Factor where they cut fruit into X'es!
But first he went to his friend Patricia to ask her advice about going on the X-Factor.
And Patricia said, "I think it would be a great idea."
But he realised that the X-Factor was only for singing...
Patricia then said, "Why don't you go onto Britain's Got Talent instead?"
But he said, "What if the judges try to eat me? They might have forgotten their lunches!"