Breaffy National School, Breaghwy, Castlebar, Co. Mayo, 3rd Class 05 December 2017
Billy the crazy banana was wandering through the rainforest. He was very unhappy because he was getting very, very soggy with all the rain.
All of a sudden, a hungry monkey jumped down and ate him.
But then the monkey spat him out in disgust because Billy was all soggy.
“At least peel me before you try to eat me,” said a very mad and slime-covered Billy the banana.
“Of course I won’t eat you. You’re all soggy but I am sorry.
It’s just that I can’t find my family and I’m really hungry,” said the monkey.
“I have a fresh mango and a small walnut that I can give you to eat,” Billy told the monkey. “But what are you going to give me?”
“I have an apple collection. I’m going to give you Ann the apple, who I have here.
She’s been annoying me all day,” the monkey said.
Ann looked Billy straight in the eye and said, “Apples are better than bananas!” in a deafening tone…