St. Kevin’s GNS, 6th class, County Wicklow, 22 May 2018
Chingchongkimshesugoytoyquando (aka Ching the frog) was going to the shop to buy a Twix but got knocked down by a truck and got a flesh wound.
He went to get his phone but it was gone. He remembered that the other day Leonardo his friend had hugged him, but had probably not wanted a hug but actually stole his phone.
He sat up and started to butt scoot to Leonardo D’capri’suns man-cave.