Mr Kip-eye’s Verruca Love Date
St.Laurence O’Toole’s GNS,3rd and 4th Class, 5th September 2012, Illustrations by Marie Stamp
Once upon a time there was a lizard called Mr Kip-eye, with razor teeth. Everyone used to call him ”VERRUCA FOOT.”
He was always trying to get rid of his veruca. He was always trying to burn it off.
Mr. Kip-eye was dreaming of meeting someone. One day, there she was.
She was gleaming. She was so beautiful, she was sparkling! Her name was Miss Sparkle Pants and she was a pink luminous cheetah.
Mr Kip-eye was dreaming of going out on a date with Miss Sparkle Pants and the day finally came.
They went to an animal Chinese restaurant and they started talking about a wedding.
“Do you want to see how the next date works out?” asked Mr Kip-eye. He was feeling happy and shaky and nervous.
“Do you want to go swimming on our next date?” asked the cheetah.
The lizard started stuttering and was sweating like a chicken on a barbecue. He replied, “Eh, eh....I have to go to the restroom.”
He was afarid that she would see his VERRUCA........!