The Chinese - a great bunch of lads
"No-one wants to see Rangers disappear," said UK Prime Minister Cameron
Some German economists arrive in Athens
Uproar as Taoiseach asks President Obama "How is Uncle Tom?"
Richard Dawkins critical after being struck by thunderbolt
Ian Paisley out of intensive care and is included in the Ulster team for Saturday
Baldies can travel more cheaply on Ryanair
Tour de France announces new sponsor "Supermegadrug"
Moody's downgrades Bill Cullen
Gingrich denounces Frankenstein's theory of relativity
Greek austerity vote welcomed
Men "more likely to be gold diggers" say women
Government announces plans to create up to 7 or 8 jobs by 2016
"My Lovely Horse" is Ireland's Eurovision 2012 entry
Michael D. caught in unguarded moment saying "MWAHAHA" admits being evil alien genius
Govt. undertakes to "look seriously" at criminalising crime
Toothbrush refuses to enter Ardee man's mouth
Evolutionary human species discovered in Roscommon motortax office
FF merges with septic tank
Troika refuses to release funds to Greece until they accept new name
Digitally enhanced L'Oreal ad for Michael Noonan banned
Ikea chair designer, Quasimodo Murphy, sent on gardening leave
Piers Morgan rejected by Cheshire Cat club for being too smug
"Der Irelanders haff nothing to fear," said Frau Merkel. "You vill hand me the pliers"
Dalglish denies sale of Andy Carroll: "We couldn't give him away."
Minister Burton criticised for wearing pyjamas in Dáil
Crowds flock to kiss the Holy Toenail of Antioch
Obesity epidemic - HSE draws up plans to reintroduce the Famine
"When Harry met Bertie" wins for best digout & best supporting digout
Ivor swallows some android tablets & submits an invoice
Balotelli, Jim Corr & Kim Jong Il's ghost reserve rooms in Newt Gingrich moonbase.
Joe Higgins nominated for an Oscar
"I feel I've had an unfulfilled Ireland career," says Thierry Henry
Graphic designers new support group GoateebeardsAnonymous.ie
Bertie sentenced to watch "Mrs. Brown's Boys" forever on a loop
Putin marinates then eats opposition leader
Anglo bondholders will be paid in butter vouchers
Hackers arrested entering Enda Kenny's brain
Shock as explosive device found in bomb
Property tax will be progressive i.e. will get progressively worse