The Cod-Father’s Revenge

Gaelscoil Bhaile Munna, Bhaile Munna, 5th Class, 2nd February, 2012, Illustrations by Carol Walsh
One day, Oscar the Free-Running Panda and Luke the Reggae Jamaican Jellyfish mon went to school. 

They didn’t know that The Cod-Father was coming to school that day!

Now, The Cod-Father was a priest, an angry fish priest. What’s more, The Cod-Father HATED free-runners and Jamaican reggae music.

The only reason he hated free-running was because he was jealous of Oscar’s mad skillz.
   
Oscar turned to Luke and said, “I’m really looking forward to the club for Brigid, my girlfriend.  It’s our two-week anniversary.”

“Ye mon,” said Luke.  “Mah band is totally playing tonight.”

SUDDENLY, to Oscar’s awful surprise, he saw Brigid walking down the road talking to the Cod-Father.

Brigid had a pile of paper in her hand.

“OMP (oh my panda), that’s my girlfriend and my sworn enemy!!”

“Yah mon, whatcha gonna do?”…